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"Everything's gonna be fine :)" *a fucking meteorite hits* LMAOOOOOWBRKDBKEBKA

I hate chuck's ass but he CAN be funny cmon

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This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

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Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

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FUCK YOU GOTHAM!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO GO DRINKING THIS WEEKEND, THEN YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO THE ICEBERG LOUNGE! VIOLENCE! MEDIOCRE DRINKS! CRIMINAL AFFAIRS! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE TIME AT THE ICEBERG LOUNGE, THEN YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT IF YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT--GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER CLUB, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

YOU HEARD US RIGHT!

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR BOSS (lookin at you Jim)! BRING YOUR GOONS! BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND! WE'LL FUCK HER!

THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

BECAUSE AT THE ICEBERG LOUNGE, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY! TAKE A TAXI TO THE ICEBERG LOUNGE--HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

THAT'S RIGHT!

CHALLENGE PISSING!

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR COCAINE!

DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

ONLY AT THE ICEBERG LOUNGE, THE ONLY CLUB THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER BULLOCK FINALLY PAYS HIS TAB! AND HE BETTER PAY IT OR HE'S A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

GOTHAM'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS-OF-BITCHES IN THE CITY--GUARANTEED!

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he needs a lot of rest before the big season premiere

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"there is beauty in imperfections"

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[insp]

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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

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do you ever think about the fact that in gotham oswald was literally given a cinderella storyline with the evil stepfamily but instead of marrying the prince or whatever he used his stepmother's decapitated head as decor for his new mansion

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If they don't look at you the way Mickey looks at Ian, it's not worth it

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idk why but queerplatonic sastiel have been taking over my mind lately

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this behind the scenes photo is so cute waugh .

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They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

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This scene kills me, he's such a show pony he can't even say no to Sage taking his picture.

(So cute) Mask on as soon as he sees a camera

It's not even until she's done taking the picture that he realizes that his reaction was completely compulsive

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"It's just an episode of TV."

WRONG. It's my entire personality.