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It’s that time of the year again :)

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I post from here

carmelldansen but you’re in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

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This here is a CERTIFIED BANGER FIGHT ME

I think Gracie needs to team up with Beatboxing Puppy next

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Fucked up in the crib eating Panburger Partner

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Reblog forever

It’s me boy I’m the PS5 NEVER FORGET

I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

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This was a peak moment in history. 🫡

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no body talks about the fact that that puppy was a complete dogshit beatboxer

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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It’s Hunt For Boner October!

Reblog every October forever.

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You know what time it is!

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no one:

my feed today:

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Eat rocks Friday!!

happy eat rocks friday

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It’s Mommy Monday, gang!