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becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

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Most people don’t really pay attention to languages in game, but some people think its important to immersion. Compromise by having everyone in game speak english, but each player has to speak a different randomly chosen language at the table

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Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

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*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

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Lobster

Spicy Lobster & Eggplant Noodles

LOBSTER MANGO AVOCADO SALAD

Lobster Spaghetti (Santorini Style)

LOBSTER RISOTTO

COPYCAT RED LOBSTER CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS

Lobster Rolls

Creamy Lobster and Shells

More lobster recipes here!

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Is this how you roll?

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If you are an adult on the receiving end of sexual attention from a minor, the only appropriate response is a firm, non-negotiable “no.” Not an “I would, but the darn law…” not, “maybe when you’re eighteen,” a “no.” It is your job as the adult to be responsible, and to not abuse the power differential between you. What the minor wants is irrelevant to your obligations. The only appropriate response is “no.”

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

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The cutest shit though…

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I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

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By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

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Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

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