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Hey jasper! Can I pet you? You seem so soft and lovable

Why O’ Course Ya Can !! What Kinda Dog Would I Be If I Didn’t Love Me A Good Pettin’ ? Ahehehe !!

And How Sweet O’ Ya To Notice My Fur . You’re Gon Make Me Blush !!

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Gee, I Sure Wonder Where He Ran Off To … Ahahehehehe !!

… Sorry For Teasin’, Big C, I Missed Ya Too

i miss jaspa 😔

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My Younger Grandson Was Showin Me Some Episodes And This Fella Was My Favorite ! He Made Me Laugh !! Ahahahehehoohoohoo !!!

What's everyone's favorite My little pony character!

Mines Trixie 😊

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whats your opinion on the fourth of july? i know you live in the south so independence and freedom and all dat is pretty important, but what about the fireworks? dont they bother you?

That’s A Mighty Good Question !! I‘ve Always Been Real Fond Of The Fourth Ever Since I Was A Little Pup, And We Had A Hoot And A Half This Year Too !

In The Jowls Family We Take Our Indy-pendence Day Traditions Very Seriously . In The Mornin, We Use Our Trucks And Tractors To Help Pull The Floats For The Big Parade In Town , And The Pups Like To Ride In The Back N’ Wave N’ Toss Candy . Makes ‘Em Feel Like Kid Royalty ! Ahehehe !

In The Afternoon , We Have A Cookout For Supper With Burgers, Franks, And Lots Of Those Classic Down Home Sides. (No Hot Dogs Of Course ! We Ain’t Cannibals Or Nuthin !)

In The Evenin , Most Of Us Put On Our Headphones And Sometimes Even A ThunderShirt Or Weighted Blanket And We Gather Round By The Barn To Watch The Fireworks . You’re Quite Right , I Don’t Love The Noise . And Us Dogs Don’t See The Colors Too Good , So It Looks More Like A Buncha Shootin Stars At Once , But It’s Still Real Purdue How They Light Up The Sky !

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Heya @therealbigc , What If This Were Us ? 😘

Snoopy Clip of the Day ♥️💖💗

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When I Was A Pup My Mama Useta Say I Had Toilet Breath … Wasn’t My Fault I Couldn’t Reach The Cups On The Shelf In The Kitchen ! An I Was Just So Plumb Thirsty !!

Kids these days are really weird!

What the hell is a "Gyatt"!!!?

I'm so confused...

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Y’all Are Having Lobster ? How Swanky ! I Could Bring Some Hush Puppies To Go With If That’d Strike Your Fancy !!

We Call ‘Em That Cause They’re So Good , Once The Youngins Start Eatin , They Stop Yappin !! Ahahahahehehe !!!

Do you guys ever think about how our world is just some massive rock floating through an endless void of darkness where other rocks are floating until their eventual demise to a huge ball of fire and plasma waiting to explode after a few million years and how that will some day be our own solar system that will meet it's end to the very thing we call a sun, our life here is small compared to the endless abyss that will one day consume all of existence, we are here for such a small time that our lives are nothing compared to the amount of time whatevers out there has.

Also, I named one of the orange kittens nibbles, he's very playful!

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Howdy Y’all ! It’s A While Past My Bedtime , But I’m Still Up If Any Of Y’all Want To Shoot The Breeze A Bit ! A Certain House Guest Has Been Keepin Me Up With Some Interestin Modern Music ….

Granpappy. Do you mean the thunderstorm?? I stopped experimenting with chord progressions 2 hours ago so it’s either the thunder or those damn porch swing chains I keep forgetting to oil …Really oughta get on those in the mornin

Oh . Hehe …. Sorry Junior …

Yeah, yeah, old man. Bet you just didn’t want to admit to that storm anxiety. I’ll go get your ThunderShirt.

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Hiya Jasper! I'm wondering, what's your relationship with the other Pizza Time Players like?

Hiya ! I'm Real Happy To Tell Y'all We're All Still Pals ! We've All Got Our Own Things Goin On But Make Sure All Get Together Every So Often And Catch Up Over A Pizza . Can't Wait For Our Next Shindig Cause We Finally Got Our Long Lost Buddy Crusty Back Too !!

And Now That We're Congregatin On The Interwebs , We'll Get To Chat More Than Ever ! Awooohoohoo !!!

Speakin Of , Did You See @therealharmonyhowlette And @therealfoxycolleen Joined Us Now Too ? Just Makes Me Wanna Let Out A Real Big YEEEHAAWWW !!!

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Hi Jasper! I think your very adorable!

Whats your favorite type of country food?

Aw Shucks !! That’s Real Sweet Of You , Rairty !! ☺️☺️☺️ See That ? You’re Makin Me Blush ! Ahahahehehaha !!!

I Love Me Some Greens Wit The Bacon All Cooked In , Chikn N Dumplins , Sweet Cornbread , And Sometimes Some Fried Green Tomatuhs As A Treat ! I Love The Pieplate Family’s Pizza, But I Get A Real Hankerin For My Favorites From Home When I’m Away Too Long .

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Well Gee ,, I Sure Thought I Was A Good Boy !! 🥺🥺🥺 Guess I Didn’t Tune My Banjo As Well As I Thought 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I regret showing him how to use emojis :/

this fit them so perfect i had to

original

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Oh Dear ! Hear That , Kids ?? Fire Safety Is Pretty Fire As You Youngins Like To Say !! Ahahah-

…. Um Uh Guess I Shouldn’t Be Laughin This Time Around . Sorry Big C …

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Oh No , @therealbigc , Is This Gonna Happen To You ??? Be Careful Over There !!

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Ooh Ooh Lil JJ Told Me That One ! Apparently It’s Short For Charisma . But Don’t Worry Crusty Cause I Always Thought You Had Plenty O’ That !!

Kids these days are really weird!

What the hell is a "Gyatt"!!!?

I'm so confused...

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CRUSTY ! Hiya Old Buddy !! Can’t Believe I Summoned Ya With My Techneecal Diffilcutties . Ahahahehehahuh oops .

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

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oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

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Hai Jasperrr do you like head pats ?

Why Hello To You Too ! I Sure Do Love Me Some Head Pats !! And Some Ear Scritches Too , Specially Cause I Can’t Reach Up There Too Well Mahself Wit These Metal Joints ..