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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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Dude… give me the bottle (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse)
The second art is new and is featuring Mari on her day off — There are more doodles and sketches in my reblogs — I found out about Mari Lwyd several years ago - and I fell in love with the concept. Here are some of my Lwyd arts I drew during all this time My most popular art with her is here
P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs
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faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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Need ideas for good/funny places to take off flying so you won’t be noticed…
Starting off: One of those big drop towers
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What if why we don’t think time travel works is because,
The scientists decide for their first mission to go back to the dawn of man, and when they do they end up in the Garden of Eden, and
The Hand of God reaches down and in a deafening boom somehow whispers to you “You’re not supposed to be here yet” and just biblically obliterate them
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