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[therealestgreengoblin]

I’m starting to miss my son a lot… I sure do hope he’s okay.. wherever he is.

[therealestgreengoblin]

Ha.. unfortunately it’s true.

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Hello Auntie May :)

Hello!

[therealestgreengoblin]

I’m quite alright, it’s been difficult trying to get Otto to bed at a decent hour but, I’m managing.

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Hello Auntie May :)

Hello!

[therealestgreengoblin]

Oh goodness no, I could never have the heart to be so cruel and heartless. Hello by the way May, how are things holding up?

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Hello Auntie May :)

Hello!

[therealestgreengoblin]

what the fuck.

i just stuffed green goblin in a locker and i feel like ive put to rest a years-long vendetta

[therealestgreengoblin]

accurate.

So I saw this tweet and I thought Doctor Octopus looked oddly familiar

[therealestgreengoblin]

I’m about ready to say fuck it and just leave as well.

I apologize on the behalf of my attitude, I’m really loosing my temper.

[therealestgreengoblin]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Do you realize how fucking disgusting and sick you sound right now? If he’s depressed, he’s depressed. Half if not most of the human population is diagnosed with depression, so don’t fucking joke about it UNLESS you’re trying to get yourself beheaded and stuck on a pike.

PETER ADNITED HES DEPRESED!!!!!!!

Yayyyyyyyyyy

@the-real-peterparker

@official-buckybarnes @ireallyliketacosokay

[therealestgreengoblin]

Yeah genuinely, as someone with depression itself, PROFESSIONALLY diagnosed cut it out. You’re not making yourself look any better, sweetheart.

PETER ADNITED HES DEPRESED!!!!!!!

Yayyyyyyyyyy

@the-real-peterparker

@official-buckybarnes @ireallyliketacosokay

[therealestgreengoblin]

Oh my, I’d be honored to come along.

Congratulations you two.

( if there’s any leftover cake, you know where to find me. )

TOMORROW IS OUR BIG DAY

@theironcan @tony-starkinator @friday-the-ai @imnothulk @clintbarton-thearrowguy @laura-barton-shield @thir-0dinson @ohyeah-itssamwilson @the-real-peterparker @midtown-braincell-holder @capt-carter-mostly-official @that-punk-from-brooklyn @the-capsicle @spidey-official @officialscottlang @loki-laufeychild @stephenstrange-md-phd @i-am-not-a-toaster @official-wandamaximoff @wanda-maximoff-official @official-pietro-maximoff @pietros-wife @therealnickfury @virginia-pepper-potts01 @agent-maria-hill @bisexualswordlady @kamala-msmarvel-khan @captain-monika-rambeau @king-ofwakanda @whatarethooseshuri @queen-ramonda-official @okoye-general-official @trading-cards-owner @deadpool-wade-wilson @i-am-groot-groot-am-i @rocketnotraccoon @aelfgiure @jade-maximoff @amethyst-loves-bucky @pyxis-deliveryservices @ireallyliketacosokay @all-agatha-harkness @prophet0bamas-left-toe @asta-barnes-rogers @screamfome @the-official-star-lord @wolvie-peanut @the-w0lverine @therealestgreengoblin @doctoroctavius-offical

Let me know if I forgot anyone else or if you’d like to come!

(Reblogged the close-family, too many mentioned)

[therealestgreengoblin]

Dear, I know. And no, I’m not being sarcastic, get your ass to bed.

You know what’s funny about being in a relationship with Otto?

Neither of us have to get up off of the couch in our living room to grab a snack OR a drink, this man can just use his robotic arms to grab stuff.

( @doctoroctavius-offical, please, come to bed soon. You can’t keep staying up working on plans to destroy Peter and the other kids we’ve gotten ourselves tangled up with. )

[therealestgreengoblin]

You know what’s funny about being in a relationship with Otto?

Neither of us have to get up off of the couch in our living room to grab a snack OR a drink, this man can just use his robotic arms to grab stuff.

( @doctoroctavius-offical, please, come to bed soon. You can’t keep staying up working on plans to destroy Peter and the other kids we’ve gotten ourselves tangled up with. )

[therealestgreengoblin]

m e o w

Meow meow

— @official-buckybarnes

sigh..Really Barnes?

[therealestgreengoblin]

meow.

Meow meow

— @official-buckybarnes

sigh..Really Barnes?

[therealestgreengoblin]

Aw, awesome. If you do go back for it just be sure to take good care of it.

Hey greenie

Im brianna im like one of the xmen? Kinda? Its complicated im just kinda there but not doing much besides rading the beer supply

Hows it hanging

Oh, well hello brianna.

Ha, I haven’t been called “Greenie” in a long while now, but that’s beside the point here.

I’m doing alright currently, what about yourself?

[therealestgreengoblin]

Hey greenie

Im brianna im like one of the xmen? Kinda? Its complicated im just kinda there but not doing much besides rading the beer supply

Hows it hanging

Oh, well hello brianna.

Ha, I haven’t been called “Greenie” in a long while now, but that’s beside the point here.

I’m doing alright currently, what about yourself?

[therealestgreengoblin]

Ah, I suppose I can give it a shot.

Ugh… I feel quite uneasy.

It feels as if my head is throbbing and pounding and it won’t stop.

My hand is also turning a bit… green I guess? Although that’s followed up by some involuntary movement.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated for me, I don’t really know what’s going on to me.