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Silly Halloween comic 🎃 (pretend I posted this on time)

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https://www.commondreams.org/news/pregnant-and-homeless

What sociopathic cops!

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@ gaurav

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brother what

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non-practicing human being

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"we have progressed beyond the tumblr sexyman"

Nah babe, we've effectively regressed back to shaming women for openly liking something unless they write a 3 page disclaimer about how they understand that the sexy morally gray character is actually PrObLeMaTiC and solemnly swear that books and movies will not lead them astray from a life of devout self-denial.

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youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

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Haven’t watched this entire show yet but all I can say is he has done nothing wrong in his entire life and he’s my pookie and he didn’t kill people because nazi’s aren’t people. Free him.

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Nosferatu has something for everyone. Eye candy for the girlies who just like to watch sexy people. Great costume and set design for the historical girlies. If you're a monsterfucker this is for you. Angst lovers your time is now. If you simply enjoy Robert Eggers then prepare for this to be your favorite work from him. If you like your horror gross and disturbing and perverted then this is for you. Tragic romance girlies come get your juice. Gothic and dark romance girlies come get your juice.

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Someone get Robert Eggers a copy of Gaston Leroux's "The Phantom of the Opera" STAT.

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it

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to bite. Fondly.

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I’m living for The Odyssey discourse on Twitter right now because some people are like, “You’ve never heard of the odyssey” and other people are like, “some people don’t speak English and haven’t read your little American book.”