therealaysha

[therealaysha]

whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can

[therealaysha]

THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

[therealaysha]

noncon friendship

[therealaysha]

Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 2

[therealaysha]

[therealaysha]

[therealaysha]

is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes

[therealaysha]

You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

[therealaysha]

[therealaysha]

these names in my research do not feel real

[therealaysha]

why is taking nudes so hard. there’s my ass i guess. jesus christ.

[therealaysha]

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

[therealaysha]

it hasnt gone down im gonna be trapped like this forever

just ate a 4 second weed brownie, i hope it doesnt last longer than that

[therealaysha]

just ate a 4 second weed brownie, i hope it doesnt last longer than that

[therealaysha]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[therealaysha]

teaching my pet palate some tricks. he can whet and sate but we're still working on cleansing

[therealaysha]

“when are u gonna grow out your hair so u can find a husband�� when are u gonna go to the hospital to get the prickly rotting stick in your ass removed by a medical professional

oh to have queer people in ur family…… oh to have. family that doesnt hate people like u…….