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"Professor Krueger often watches them for hours. They are his favorite."
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... Oh my god I forgot to put a watermark.
Music: Ylang Ylang by FJK
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when the mutuals play vtsom..... 😏
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Violet Evergarden Rp Starters (Episodes 1-7)
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“I’ve been in the hospital for 120 days now.”
“Her existence was hidden from everyone.”
“I didn’t know what you’d like, so I brought three. What do you think?”
“Oh! Sorry! Don’t force yourself.”
“Throw me away. Throw me away somewhere.”
“Please allow three days for delivery.”
“She’s just a kid.”
“Were you working the whole time? Without taking a break?”
“You don’t realize that your body is on fire and burning up because of the things you did.”
“How have you been? You look depressed, as usual.”
“Women these days are so calculating. And their perfume stinks.”
“I’m not getting paid this month.”
“I’m incapable of understanding.”
“He’s not… coming back anymore.”
“Will you get over it already?”
“Brother! Were you drinking again?”
“Hmm… Because I thought I could see you again if I came here.”
“Man… I have the worst luck.”
“Your birthday is the day after tomorrow, remember?”
“Don’t you think it’s time you get married?”
“Work can be hectic, but it’s what I’ve chosen to do, so I will continue to do my best.”
"But what happens if another war breaks out?”
“Princess, I thought I told you about this meeting the other day.”
“What kind of life have you been living?”
“I’m more worried about your future than mine!”
“Literally every man I met was a suitor.”
“Ahh! I shouldn’t have written that!”
“Long time no see! How have you been?”
“Sir. We just finished three days worth of work.”
“Then, maybe one day, we could meet again somewhere under the starry sky.”
“Yes… I know I’ll have to bear this cross… for the rest of my life!”
“Ugh… I can’t write unless I drink!”
“Everything I’ve done so far has sparked a flame that is now burning me up!”
“What was I the only one found? That makes no sense!”
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time to chill. or at least attempt to
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You save a mob boss from mortal danger and he says he “owes you a favor” and gives you his personal number. After years of unfortunate events, you text the number “I want to be happy” as a joke. “Understood” he sent back.
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🔪 to stab my muse in:
1. The head
2. The chest
3. The stomach
4. The leg
5. The shoulder
6. The throat
7. The eye
8. The back
9. The hand
NUMBER GENERATOR WILL BE USED
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♡ 001 ♡ 002 ♡
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Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions
Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 
Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment?  Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions?  Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying.  Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?
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Starters for feathery winged muses  {Sentence Starters}
“Fly away, then!”
“Are you molting?”
“Are you an angel?”
“Why WALK anywhere?”
“If I was you, I’d never land.”
“What does it feel like… flying?”
“Can you actually fly with those?”
“You look like an angel with those.”
“What is the highest you’ve flown?”
“What’s the view like from up there?”
“Could you take me flying sometime?”
“Night flying just sounds… dangerous.”
“Just how rough was that last landing?”
“Stop pouting and glide back down here.”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were molting?”
“They’re like a big, feathery blanket! So warm.”
“You can’t fly tonight, there’s a storm out there.”
“I can see you’re sad. Your wings are drooping.”
“You have wings… Oh my god, you have wings!”
“I’m cold and your wings are warm. Come here.”
“Your wings got hurt? How bad? Can you still fly?”
“I can see you’re scared. Your wings keep shaking.”
“I get it. You can fly. You can stop showing off, now.”
“When was the last time you brushed your primaries?”
“How do you even get this much glitter on your feathers?”
“No, sharing a bed with you means a mouthful of feathers.”
“Stop shaking your feathers! You’re getting water everywhere!”
“Could you stop flapping? You’re sending all my papers flying…”
“Okay, that’s it! Land and say that to my FACE, you feathery jerk!”
“Hop in the bath… and don’t clog up the drain with feathers this time!”
“Your feathers are looking a little disheveled. Should I straighten them?”
“That was my favorite shirt. You cut wing holes in the back of my favorite shirt?”
“Running off into the sky isn’t going to make your problems go away, you know.”
“Your wings are still soaked. Come here, you’ll get sick if you don’t dry them off.”
“If you’re going to drop feathers on the floor, the least you could do is clean them up.”
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hello i bring a messy doodle dump
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Splatoon RP Starters
(These are various dialogue from Splatoon and Splatoon 2. Spoilers might be present in the dialogue, so do exercise caution. Anyways, feel free to reblog! Stay fresh! Don’t get cooked, stay off the hook!)
“Oh! Uh, hey, ________… It’s ________… Remember? I tried to kill you?”
“I still have a scar from where you whacked me with your bug net.”
“I always saw you as more of a…sweatpants type for some reason.”
“I don’t understand the words you’re saying right now.”
“Hey, look—a sparrow! Hi, birdie!”
“I'ma remix your face!”
“I'ma dubstomp you into oblivion!”
“It’s time for the ultimate fluffy-buddy showdown!”
“Not surprising…considering how much you sleep!”
“Urp… Just thinking about them makes me sick…”
“Doggone it!”
"Yeah, plus I just love to paint pictures and junk!”
"Thou ART defeated! HA!”
"Well played, science nerds.”
“I knew this day would come…”
"Yeah, right. I’d rather give ________ a sponge bath.”
"Finally, a topic we can agree on! Right?”
"No one throws shade on my shades and gets away with it!”
“Prepare to be rocked!”
“Huh? Like, right now?! Um… What was the good news again?”
"Well, I guess that settles it. Ice cream is officially better than cake.”
"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they’re…inking their Splat Zone.”
"Are you seriously going to write raps for all of your victory speeches?”
"They’re mindless, slobbery dogs with ZERO sophistication or impulse control.”
"I prefer science fact to science fiction.”
“BUH-BUH-BUH-BOOYAH!”
"That’s some BULLCARP.”
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Vampire Starters (From Human POV)
“Please… bite me. I want to feel your fangs in my skin.”
“Do vampire bites actually arouse you?”
“I heard vampire bites make you feel miserable.”
“Don’t touch me!! I can’t stand those claws!”
“Can you turn into a bat or is that a myth?”
“I don’t want to scare you, but I have a wooden stake under my bed.”
“I want to be a vampire.”
“How do you turn humans into vampires?”
“We could live together forever. Don’t you want that?”
“I don’t care if you are a vampire, I still love you!”
“I have holy water and I’m not afraid to use it!”
“Can you even eat? I don’t want to take you out on a dinner date if you can’t.”
“That garlic myth always sounded like bullshit. Is it actually true?”
“You gonna turn me into your thrall?”
“C’mon, you gonna sparkle in the sunlight?”
“Can I open the blinds or are you going to turn into ashes?”
“Bite me.”
“Are those… fangs?!”
“You look like you’re dressed for the middle of winter. It’s June.”
“Do you still have the scar where you got bit?”
“Do you have enough blood?”
“You’re starving!”
“Please, drink my blood. I couldn’t live with myself if you starved.”
“Vampires aren’t real, you’re full of shit.”
“You can use me for blood.”
“I swear to god if you mind control me one more time-”
“Just because we don’t agree doesn’t mean you have to use your vampire seduction on me!”
“Christ, you’re pale.”
“I’m not your blood-bag!”
“Do I look like a damn blood drive?”
“I can steal more blood-bags for you.”
“You can’t survive without blood!”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Do you kill humans when you drink from them?”
“Do you drink animal or human blood?”
“Are you okay? Your eyes got… red all of a sudden.”
“Shit, I just nicked myself on the door.”
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