A blog for two muses: Taylor and Vanora. Therapy With Dr. Albert Krueger and Vincent: The Secret of Myers. Violence, blood, and such are going to be present. You've been warned.
You save a mob boss from mortal danger and he says he “owes you a favor” and gives you his personal number. After years of unfortunate events, you text the number “I want to be happy” as a joke. “Understood” he sent back.
Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer:
Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside?
The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child?
Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet?
Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had?
Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror?
Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance?
Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential?
Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others?
Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities?
Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back.
Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain?
Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach?
Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma?
Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker?
Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without.
Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot?
Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream?
Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them?
The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person?
Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in?
Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment?
Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life?
Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day?
Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions?
Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable.
Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying.
Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something?
Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone?
Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?
(These are various dialogue from Splatoon and Splatoon 2. Spoilers might be present in the dialogue, so do exercise caution. Anyways, feel free to reblog! Stay fresh! Don’t get cooked, stay off the hook!)
“Oh! Uh, hey, ________… It’s ________… Remember? I tried to kill you?”
“I still have a scar from where you whacked me with your bug net.”
“I always saw you as more of a…sweatpants type for some reason.”
“I don’t understand the words you’re saying right now.”
“Hey, look—a sparrow! Hi, birdie!”
“I'ma remix your face!”
“I'ma dubstomp you into oblivion!”
“It’s time for the ultimate fluffy-buddy showdown!”
“Not surprising…considering how much you sleep!”
“Urp… Just thinking about them makes me sick…”
“Doggone it!”
"Yeah, plus I just love to paint pictures and junk!”
"Thou ART defeated! HA!”
"Well played, science nerds.”
“I knew this day would come…”
"Yeah, right. I’d rather give ________ a sponge bath.”
"Finally, a topic we can agree on! Right?”
"No one throws shade on my shades and gets away with it!”
“Prepare to be rocked!”
“Huh? Like, right now?! Um… What was the good news again?”
"Well, I guess that settles it. Ice cream is officially better than cake.”
"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they’re…inking their Splat Zone.”
"Are you seriously going to write raps for all of your victory speeches?”
"They’re mindless, slobbery dogs with ZERO sophistication or impulse control.”