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A Few Of My Favorite Things
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— Khalil Gibran
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From Philip Larkin’s Letters to Monica
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“This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs: when he first appears, he is a protector.”
— Plato, Republic
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“It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently, it is a stupid thing to be rude. To make enemies by unnecessary and willful incivility, is just as insane a proceeding as to set your house on fire.”
— Arthur Schopenhauer, Counsels and Maxims
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“No one is so perfect as not to need occasional counsel. The person who doesn’t listen is a hopeless fool.”
— Baltasar Gracián, The Art of Worldly Wisdom
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“Truth is the awakening of spirit in man, his communion with spirit.”
— Nikolai Berdyaev, The Beginning and the End
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You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.
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“Hardly any man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.”
— François de La Rochefoucauld, Moral Reflections
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Simple but Potent Traditional Banishing Spell
It is the holiday season and a time of parties. If you have had a visitor whose energy was toxic, this is how you can cleanse your house of their footprint and make sure they never come back.
With a handful of sea salt in your dominant hand, open your front door with your other hand.
Then speak the person's full name with contempt, as you throw the salt outside the door as if it's the ashes of someone you despise.
Close the door and lock it, chanting once, "Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas".
Do not sweep away the salt. Let the wind, rain or snow take care of it. Wait until most of it is gone before cleaning your porch.
The spell is done and so is that little bitch. 
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therandomburrito · 6 days ago
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From Baltasar Gracián’s The Art of Worldly Wisdom
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The Universe has your back, but only if you have yours.
That's what all that "frequency" talk actually means.
It doesn't mean you have to pretend to be happy when you're in agonizing pain.
It also doesn't mean you have to try to be grateful when you're clearly at rock bottom.
And it definitely doesn't mean you have to force a smile when your world is crumbling.
To ask the Universe to match you means to do to yourself what you would have the Universe do to you.
Do you treat yourself after a win, or are you afraid to spend on yourself?
Are you your own ally, or a hidden enemy?
The Universe always mirrors your frequency. So what frequency are you on currently?
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