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Ensure your dream comes true within a month or two.

TRADITIONAL NEW MOON BOTANICAL RITUAL

Step 1: Pick a desire.

In one word, what do you crave the most right now? Love? Money? Success? Health? Joy?

Pick one. Just the theme. Let the gods handle the specifics.

Step 2: Plant its seed.

Like seeds, new moons are all about new beginnings.

On the night of a new moon… grab, with your dominant hand, a handful of mung beans. They are green, the color of life; and very small – like the new moon that is invisible.

Step 3: Awaken it.

Close your eyes, and voice out your desire. “Success… in any way the gods deem it best.”

As you speak, imagine a vibrant green light coming out of your lips… floating gracefully to your heart… and traveling further towards the beans… landing on your closed hand, enveloping it.

Step 4: Nourish it.

Open your eyes. The first part of the ritual is done. Now the harder part begins.

Place the handful of beans in a glass jar and fill it with cold water. Cover the jar with a cheesecloth (or gauze) and a rubber band. Leave it indoors overnight.

Step 5: Grow it.

The next morning, drain the jar by turning it upside down, allowing the water to pass through the cloth lid. Leave it leaning on a wall, so that it can keep draining.

In the afternoon, take out the beans from the jar, rinse them for a minute, and place them back inside again to fully drain, as you did this morning.

At night, just before you sleep, repeat. Take out the beans, rinse them, put them back in the jar, and let them drain.

Step 6: Prove it.

Repeat the above until the beans have about half-an-inch-long sprouts. Three times a day. This will take four to six days.

If you can complete the ritual without complaining or feeling tired, your higher powers will realize how serious you are about your desire.

Step 7: Claim it.

Once all the beans have sprouted, add them to a meal. Cook them into a salad, a soup or a meat dish.

As you dig in, think of yourself already enjoying the answer to your prayer. 

Remember to thank your higher powers for giving you your heart’s desire.

Step 8: Wait for it.

You have planted the seed and claimed your harvest.

Now give the gods some time to make it evident in your life.

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5 Bad Signs That Good Things are Coming to Your Life

1) You’re making enemies.

In every hero’s journey, enemies arrive to signal that the hero is on the right path. They challenge the hero, in order to teach him something about himself or about life. Then the hero moves on, stronger and wiser.

2) You’ve become a target of envy.

Especially by people who used to like you. This is a sign that you are improving as a person. You are elevating yourself, which feels threatening to those who are yet to do that. Envy is insecurity reflected.

3) You’re having Tower moments.

You get fired from your stable but imperfect job. Your kind but halfhearted partner leaves you for someone else. This is your life destroying its weak foundations before rebuilding something formidable.

4) You’re having a lot of nightmares.

This is your higher self programming your mind — letting it know that a chapter is ending and another is about to begin. You’re being warned that change can be jarring but ultimately healing. It's like a reset button.

5) You’ve become an angry person.

You no longer let things slide. You cut ties now. You block people. You're unforgiving. It’s not a lack of kindness. It’s an abundance of self love. You’re learning to do what’s best for you. You’re in fact becoming kinder, to you.

When you start noticing these things... it means weakness and darkness are being purged from your life. Then the sun will rise and you’ll be blinded by the light.

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“Ideas too sometimes fall from the tree before they are ripe.”

— Ludwig Wittgenstein, Culture and Value

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— Caitlyn Siehl, What We Buried

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“‘Look at me’ is one of the most fundamental desires of the human heart.”

— Bertrand Russell, What Desires Are Politically Important?

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Powerful Traditional Spells to Keep in Your Arsenal

FOR PROTECTION

Instant Protection Spell

Traditional Amulet Against Human-Caused Harm

How I Sanctify a New Home

Traditional Spell to Keep a Loved One Safe

How to Enchant Your Tarot Decks

Happiness Transference Spell

How to Create a “Mother’s Love” Amulet

Spell to Prevent a Gun from Firing

How to Use Tarot to Protect Someone

FOR BANISHING

Simple but Potent Traditional Banishing Spell

Traditional Amulet to Banish Fear and Negativity

Spell to Forget a Nightmare

Powerful Traditional Unbinding Spell

Pain Relieving Spell

Simple and Effective Banishing Spell

FOR LOVE

Traditional Spell to See the Face of Your Future Husband

How to Speak to Any Living Soul

Spell to Dull the Pain of a Broken Heart

FOR SUMMONING

How to Respectfully Invoke the Immortals

Ritual to Call Someone to You

How to Summon Your Guardian

Problem Solving Spell

How I Speak to My Ancestors

The Ritual of Meeting the Fates

How to Use Tarot to Speak to Someone’s Higher Self

FOR VENGEANCE

Spell to Weaken an Enemy

How to Avenge Yourself with Tarot

FOR CONTROL

Spell to Make Someone Dream of You

Spell to Keep a Person Inside a Room

Spell to Discover if Someone is Being Dishonest

Spell to Ensure Peace Between You and Another

FOR GRANTED WISHES

The Spell to Make Your Wish Come True

Birthday Wishes Ritual

Rituals for Attracting Abundance

Wish Upon a Supermoon Spell

Solar Eclipse Rebirth Ritual

Leap Day Spell

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Productivity culture is one of the worst things for manifestation.

My corporate superpower happens to be speed, so I am in no way against being fast and efficient.

But you have to understand that the opposite of being "productive” is not being lazy — it’s being calm.

All these productivity influencers will have you believe that if you don’t wake up at 4:00 am and do 100 things before sunset, you will never become wealthy.

It’s exactly the opposite that’s true!

When you’re rushing through your day, it’s because you’re afraid there’s not enough time… not enough energy… not enough resources… not enough ways to put enough money in the bank.

When you’re rushing through your day, you’re in a place of lack. And everything you create from a place of lack will never last. Either you’ll earn little from what you made and it will run out quickly, or you’ll earn a lot from what you made but you will also spend a lot, because you have a need for things, in order to feel you’re good enough.

You’d be like a dumb cartoon character running in place, getting nowhere.

But when you allow yourself to wake with the sunrise… to breathe between tasks… to have pockets of free time to scroll on social media… to read a book that’s just fun instead of informative… to stop and smell the roses… it’s because you trust that there is enough time. Enough energy. Enough resources. Enough ways to put enough money in the bank.

When you allow yourself to be calm, you’re in a place of abundance. And everything you create from there will always overflow. Either you’ll earn a lot and you’ll save some of it, or you’ll earn little but won’t spend much of it, because you already feel complete.

You’d be like a god among mortals, knowing you have full control of your life.

So the next time someone tells you to wake up at dawn or stay poor, tell the bitch to fuck off.

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Powerful Traditional Spells to Keep in Your Arsenal

FOR PROTECTION

Instant Protection Spell

Traditional Amulet Against Human-Caused Harm

How I Sanctify a New Home

Traditional Spell to Keep a Loved One Safe

How to Enchant Your Tarot Decks

Happiness Transference Spell

How to Create a “Mother’s Love” Amulet

Spell to Prevent a Gun from Firing

How to Use Tarot to Protect Someone

FOR BANISHING

Simple but Potent Traditional Banishing Spell

Traditional Amulet to Banish Fear and Negativity

Spell to Forget a Nightmare

Powerful Traditional Unbinding Spell

Pain Relieving Spell

Simple and Effective Banishing Spell

FOR LOVE

Traditional Spell to See the Face of Your Future Husband

How to Speak to Any Living Soul

Spell to Dull the Pain of a Broken Heart

FOR SUMMONING

How to Respectfully Invoke the Immortals

Ritual to Call Someone to You

How to Summon Your Guardian

Problem Solving Spell

How I Speak to My Ancestors

The Ritual of Meeting the Fates

How to Use Tarot to Speak to Someone’s Higher Self

FOR VENGEANCE

Spell to Weaken an Enemy

How to Avenge Yourself with Tarot

FOR CONTROL

Spell to Make Someone Dream of You

Spell to Keep a Person Inside a Room

Spell to Discover if Someone is Being Dishonest

Spell to Ensure Peace Between You and Another

FOR GRANTED WISHES

The Spell to Make Your Wish Come True

Birthday Wishes Ritual

Rituals for Attracting Abundance

Wish Upon a Supermoon Spell

Solar Eclipse Rebirth Ritual

Leap Day Spell

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The Shape of Ideas

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From Confucius’s Analects

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