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BEAUTIFUL ART. ALSO, The swan princess wedding dress popped into my mind.

The Dellamortes

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I painted Sten for @dragonageannual ‘s zine SAGAS!

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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Personally I love the specific type of person who fixated on twilight princess as a child. I know your souls......my brothers in arms

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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jacks u off with these 

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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We should fill Tumblr with crabs in honor of Howie the Crab.

Rest in peace buddy.

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Rest in peace, Howie the Crab 🥺🥺💔

6/24/14 - 2/18/25

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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

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If your blinkie requests are open (if not feel free to ignore!!), could I possibly get Hancock related blinkies? He is my raisin husband <3

SORRY I KNOW THIS IS A LATE ASS RESPONSE I KEPT MEANING TO DO THIS AND KEPT FORGETTING

also! @jvnobvg tag in case answering the ask doesn’t notify you!

slur warning under the cut, and jvnobvg feel free to hmu with another ask if you have any more specific ideas for hancock blinkies or you want any edits/changes to the existing blinkies i made!!

as always my asks are open for blinkie requests, reblog and credit if you use any, check out my profile for more blinkies (all my fallout blinkies should be under the " 🐍 | atom bomb baby " tag!)

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I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.

When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.

I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-

I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.

The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."

Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.

So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.

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Tim Drake had more girlfriends in 25 years than Dick Grayson did in 70, but sure, Dick's the womanizing playboy that takes after Bruce

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Johanna presents her sinister invention for the first time...