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SOPHIE NELISSE as SHAUNA SHIPMAN Yellowjackets, ‘Them's the Breaks’
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the crackship between shauna and a random side character with two lines that fans came up a week ago as a joke actually becoming canon is the funniest thing to happen to any fandom ever
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The Yellowjackets play Minecraft
•Jackie digs straight down when she finds diamonds and she always falls into the lava.
•Shauna's pinky finger game is so strong from all the shift clicking but Jackie still manages to push her off cliffs when they play together.
•Van hates going to the nether because her ass is always on fire when raiding the fortress.
•Taissa gets pissed because someone keeps stealing valuables from her chest but no one ever admits it.
•Lottie loves building cute little cottage core houses.
•Natalie loves to build creepy themed buildings (always next to Lottie's) using only dark blocks and ruining her cute aesthetic.
•Misty has elytra long before the others have even enchanted a single item.
•Javi also. He helps Natalie with potion making (she still sucks at it and keeps asking him how to make water breathing potions)
•They always send Travis to fish (for enchantment books mostly).
•Shauna has a well put together farming system. She plans on getting her gear from trading with the villagers.
•Mari keeps hitting the villagers and Shauna is absolutely furious with her because they always raise their prices after being assaulted.
•Jackie took hours to learn how to make a villager breeder and after she did,she kept the thing on until villager babies clogged it. Natalie tried helping her but they broke some blocks and all the villager babies ran out.
•Shauna returns from the stronghold to find the place swimming with villagers and she goes absolutely feral. She starts chasing them around with her sword and she accidentally kills Misty's parrot(those fuckers take like, one wack with a wooden sword).
•Misty gets upset and sets Shauna's house on fire.
•Jackie is glad she didn't commit to taming any rabbits.
•Lottie's too busy gathering clay for her flower pots to care for the mayhem going on across the river.
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Caitlyn: My sister in law killed my mom and I'm in my lesbian dictator era
Vi: My girlfriend broke up with me right after we kissed
Jinx: I got reversed adopted by a random kid
Ambessa: *manipulating Caitlyn*
Sevika: *gambling with her new arm*
Viktor: *is Yaoi Jesus*
Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger: What the fuck is going on
Mel's subplot:

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everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts
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Agatha all along coven is just: gay swindler potion witch, hot topic employee cursed for 10000 years, angel of death ex gf, a member of the HOA, mystery teen, sad wet rat lesbian, and broadway legend Patti lupone
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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE
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fuck it, I had a vision and I couldn’t not post it
Rhaenyra x Mysaria w/Challengers music added
#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#mysaria#rhaenyra x mysaria#lgbtq#challengers#blood orange#uncle ace makes a good soundtrack to any gay kiss I swear#rhaenicent
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CNN CAME FOR HIS FUCKING THROAT!!!! 🤌🤌🤌
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Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
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Immediately thought of Lottie Matthews
#yellowjackets#lottie matthews#shauna shipman#natalie scatorccio#yellowjackets spoilers#well now I’m thinking that#because there are only girls in the wilderness Lottie is allowed to have the delusional empowerment men usually get but also she is afraid#of her own visions#I’m spiraling
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I cannot for the life of me figure out what yellowjackets is about. every text post about it is like "I hope the coven succeeds in their ancient ritual" and then every gifset is like people in track jackets with cell phones. what is happening
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