thequeenwanderer

[thequeenwanderer]

hate going to the doctors with persistent debilitating symptoms and then then they call you with the results which is just like good news! your blood is red

[thequeenwanderer]

Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

[thequeenwanderer]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[thequeenwanderer]

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

[thequeenwanderer]

[thequeenwanderer]

Watching his favourite show

[thequeenwanderer]

[thequeenwanderer]

so true

[thequeenwanderer]

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

[thequeenwanderer]

[thequeenwanderer]

[thequeenwanderer]

[thequeenwanderer]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[thequeenwanderer]

I must not vague-post fandom trends. Vague-posting is the vibe killer. Vague-posting is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my real grievances. I will not post my pointless and unfun opinions and permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path (drafts forever). Where the complaint has gone (drafts) there will be nothing (i will delete it in six months when i dont care). Only i will remain

[thequeenwanderer]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth