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accuracy of horror movie titles
Scream: 10/10
they sure did
Get Out: 10/10
he sure did
A Quiet Place: 10/10
it sure is
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Me when I smush my face into the wall
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that doesnt sound very philanthropic
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"The existence of people who've never heard of [insert fandom here] makes me feel old" buddy, there are people who've never heard of just about anything you can think of. On a densely networked site like Tumblr, you're probably at most four or five mutual-of-a-mutual jumps removed from someone who's genuinely never heard of Batman.
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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
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“stop congratulating cis allies for doing the bare minimum” NO!!! i want to encourage speaking out and being on trans people’s side!!! stop being assholes to people just trying to support you and give them room to grow!!!
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dear god please kill whatever this shit is
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desi miku !! 💃
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what the fuck is "dark academia" isnt real academia dark enough do you know what some of these fuckers woudl do for funding
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