thequeensbastardenglish
thequeensbastardenglish
certified idiot
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she/her, bi, tired, there is no depth to which my idiocy cannot delve, sorry not sorry for doggo pics A03
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thequeensbastardenglish · 2 hours ago
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original by clairetablizo
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thequeensbastardenglish · 4 hours ago
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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thequeensbastardenglish · 6 hours ago
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Whoever at Spotify came up with smart shuffle should die
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thequeensbastardenglish · 6 hours ago
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thequeensbastardenglish · 11 hours ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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Because I’ve lost control of my life
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I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.
Just… just watch. 
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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
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my girl!!
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Day 32 cleansing the caitvi tl
Back at the hospital! ✌🏼
Kofi
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三船敏郎 // MIFUNE TOSHIRO 醉いどれ天使 // Drunken Angel (1948)
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thequeensbastardenglish · 2 days ago
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hair down
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thequeensbastardenglish · 2 days ago
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You know what, I am sad that we made fun of the line "their tongues dueled for dominance" so much you never see it in fic anymore. Give me back my chevalier tongues dammit
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thequeensbastardenglish · 2 days ago
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Arcane: Season 2 | "Come Play" | Series Trailer | Netflix ↳ All parallels and transitions from the trailer
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thequeensbastardenglish · 2 days ago
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Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I’m always like “why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day.”
But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding in a car jars your body in many directions and requires constant microadjustments of your muscles just to stay in place and hold your normal posture. Because you’re inside the car, inside the situation, it’s easy not to notice all the extra work you’re doing just to maintain the status quo.
There’s all sorts of type of work that we think of as “free” that require spending energy: concentrating, making decisions, managing anxiety, maintaining hypervigilance in an unfriendly environment, dealing with stereotype threat, processing a lot of sensory input, repairing skin cells damaged sun exposure, trying to stay warm in a cold room.
The next time you think you’re tired from “nothing”, consider instead that you’re probably in situation where you’re doing a lot of unnoticed extra work just to stay in place.
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thequeensbastardenglish · 2 days ago
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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
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