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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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Crawling - Linkin Park (2001)

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MHC.

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Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

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So get in the waves, swin in your leather

İ always will make it feel like you were the last one

So get in the waves like it was the first time

Bless your heart, make you part of my life forever

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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

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TINASHE | 'GETTING NO SLEEP' (2024)

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I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

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This is a song I can definently see Freddie Mercury wanting to a collab on if he were still alive

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

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unmute! you will not regret it!

I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

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Israel doing well in Eurovision is a completely predictable result of the boycott. The people who are watching & voting in Eurovision are now at best willfully ignorant and apathetic and at worst actively pro-Israel, meaning there will be a disproportionate amount of people willing to vote for Israel and even people voting for them because of the boycott.

But saying that means that boycotting Eurovision was the wrong call completely misses the point of the boycott. The point is not "Israel should not win Eurovision", it is "Israel should not be allowed to compete in the first place". The point of the boycott is not to give the EBU views or money, so if you've been boycotting... don't give them money or legitimacy by voting for someone tomorrow to prevent Israel from winning. If Israel does win, that does not mean boycotting failed; it only further delegitimizes the competition and confirms we should burn the whole thing down.

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Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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Oh in case anyone was wondering about the song:

via @indiarosecrawford

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