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They DID that!!!

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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

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I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

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me in building: how the fuck they make this

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there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

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beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

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peP

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So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. I ask her what she did. She says “Nick….i got you something. A new friend…youll never be lonely again.” And I was like “What?” And she places this in front of me

And she says “its a gnomosexual!”

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We know Baraka eats brains but does he eat ass? 👀👀👀👀

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Update: Still a bald baddie

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Tumblr is, Huey. Twitter is, Riley.

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