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Almost 200 killed and over 700 injured today after Israel’s attacks in Lebanon. Nearly 400 air strikes in only a few hours with more expected to come.

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This is regarding an incident where Israel bombed dozens of Lebanese civilians using explosive pagers they slipped into the supply chain. Never let any of the people in this screenshot try to convince you they aren’t thrilled at the death of civilians as long as those civilians are Arabs

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Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

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my grandma thinks moo deng is very cute and said someone should give a pygmy hippo “lots of coffee and cigarettes” so that it “stays that small forever”

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I have to watch this now

i've started reading tvl and no amount of posts telling me there's a "huge tonal shift" could have prepared me for this HUGE TONAL SHIFT this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read it genuinely goes like:

louis, narrator of iwtv: as i wandered the streets of paris, i wished most of all for death. i had called to god, to satan, anyone, to find meaning in it all. but for an evil creature such as myself there is no place in this world. there can be no love where this evil lies. it was as though a veil separated me from all that could be good and righteous. i did not deserve to love and be loved in return, not by claudia, lestat, armand. to attempt it would be a sisyphean task, a fools tale. and yet...... the need for hole from armand was so great. greater was only the need for........ living human blood.

lestat, narrator of tvl: hey guys, my name is lestat, you may know me because i'm really hot and sexy. english isn't my first language so sorry if i make any mistakes!! okay here's my story: after rotting beneath the earth for decades, my hot and sexy body has finally risen from the ground. i used to be depressed, but now i'm slutting it up again in the 20th century! first thing i did was get some (hot and sexy) new clothes and then wore them while riding my (hot and sexy) motorcycle and listening to bach on my sony walkman. while i was watching this super niche indie film (you've probably not heard of it) "apocalypse now" i realized that i'm so evil that i shouldn't exist. but then i realized what could make me deserve to live on this planet: rock n roll music.

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phrases beyond "Hallo, wie heißt du?" because this is the website where people care

Was sind deine Pronomen? - What are your pronouns?

possible follow-up for queer interactions: Gibt es jemanden, vor dem die Pronomen und dein Name geheim bleiben sollen? - Is there someone for whom your pronouns and name should stay secret?

Darf ich dich umarmen? - May I hug you?

Sind Umarmungen okay für dich? - Are hugs okay for you?

Ich mag keine Umarmungen, dafür aber [High-Fives/Fist-Bumps/___]. - I don't like hugs but [high-fives/Fist-Bumps/___] work.

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Mr. Wokebot

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you don't hear about people being sent to horny jail anymore this is another victory brought by the anarchists fighting for prison abolition

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going to do this later if you want toccome round

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Please share this to help a queer disabled person pay their bills

Hi, I'm Alura. I'm disabled. transmasc/nonbinary, and I really need your help. I am struggling with multiple bills that I'm now in debt for after just finishing uni, moving house, only being on part time hours, and being in limbo between a job that would actually allow me to pay for my utilities.

Sadly, I have no financial support from my family because they are all in the same position financially and paying for two funerals because 2 of my nans died within three days of each other. I will also be using a small chunk of the money raised to make it to their funerals, which are both very large trips across the country.

I just need this money to get me they'd the next 2 months, living in the very center of the second most expensive city in the UK is a challenge but if I can make it until my new job ill be safe

Please if you can, either donate, or reblog this and tag other blogs who may help.

The money will be split over rent and bills for 2 months. It won't cover them entirely, but it'll be enough with my pay time job to get by.

I would never do this if it wasn't extremely nessasary. Thank you so so much

https://gofund.me/59e1c398

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Please share this to help a queer disabled person pay their bills

Hi, I'm Alura. I'm disabled. transmasc/nonbinary, and I really need your help. I am struggling with multiple bills that I'm now in debt for after just finishing uni, moving house, only being on part time hours, and being in limbo between a job that would actually allow me to pay for my utilities.

Sadly, I have no financial support from my family because they are all in the same position financially and paying for two funerals because 2 of my nans died within three days of each other. I will also be using a small chunk of the money raised to make it to their funerals, which are both very large trips across the country.

I just need this money to get me they'd the next 2 months, living in the very center of the second most expensive city in the UK is a challenge but if I can make it until my new job ill be safe

Please if you can, either donate, or reblog this and tag other blogs who may help.

The money will be split over rent and bills for 2 months. It won't cover them entirely, but it'll be enough with my pay time job to get by.

I would never do this if it wasn't extremely nessasary. Thank you so so much

https://gofund.me/59e1c398

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ATTENTION EVERYONE. wake up. they just refilled the wet food downstairs