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Fam I’m just going to take a moment here to basically quote some serious truth that another user already said: 

Tumblr is ridiculous. You guys are always like “I want equality!” Except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

If you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality. It makes you an asshole. 

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The Foxes and their “stats”

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Do you say you’re bisexual but you’ve only ever been in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex and you’ve never actually done anything with a member of the same sex?

Congrats! You’re bisexual! Yay!

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My advisor: how’s your thesis going

Me: in this chapter i would like to discuss whether or not knowledge of the Dutch language influences the experience of reading Leigh Bardugo’s Six Of Crows duology (2015/16), and how much of the words are supposed to be considered little Dutch jokes woven into the text. As an obvious example we can take the name of the city: “Ketterdam” as a bastardized version of Amsterdam carries the Dutch word for heretic/non-believer, an excellent tongue-in-cheek for a city where the religion is inherently linked to the economy. Less obvious are some of the names, and we can wonder whether Ghezen, the Kerch god of industry and commerce, is a reference to the “Geuzen” [ˈɣøːzə(n)] (eng: the Beggars), the rebels who established an independent Dutch republic in the 16th century, whom depending on motivation could be considered either pirates or privateers.

My advisor: weren’t you writing about Japanese lesbians in the ‘70s

Me: no mourners no funerals

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Is this a Six of Crows movie?

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Torveld volunteered to let them braid his hair for practice because there’s no way he’s letting Erasmus alone with Damen. Ya know… Just in case.

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this paragraph from a deleted scene in an early draft of the raven king still haunts me and tbh?? we were robbed

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book: the foxhole court by nora sakavic

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Kylo bought the whole stock of that card, it’s the only way he can express himself without a tantrum.

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So the snoke guy shipped reylo so hard he died

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Plenty of you lovely book nerds already spotted it but now I can share my Six of Crows gang illustration for the @illumicrate Grisha Box! ✨ 

For those asking: it’s currently exclusive to Illumicrate but might be available in my shop in a few months, if I can sort it out :)

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Our newest reading series is here!! Big thanks to @iam.caryn and @nerdygrldesigns 💙 You can get them as magnetic bookmark at @nerdygrldesigns soon!! 😆❤️ Stay tuned!

Prints/stickers are available on my Redbubble. 

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The whole vid can’t fit! Go here to see the full ver ^^

OMG GUYS!!! Do you know how long I’ve been working on this????? I am SCREAMING.

Luckily @redsketches took pity on me and helped me finish it off. In the process, I pulled her into our fandom, fufufu

But seriously, mad props to her! Thank you!!! Go check her out guys!

In the meantime, PLEASE ENJOY THIS. I love Magnus Chase and I am so sad to see it end (no spoilers pls only halfway through the last book ^^) I hope we see Magnus and his crazy world(s) again! In the meantime, we still have Star to fall back on :)

Credits and thanks to both Rick Riordan and Daron Nefcy for creating these two gems!! Thanks to Disney for helping them!!!

Ps: here are some extra char that I drew for this! May update this post with more later ^^

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Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong?

Wish you’d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?

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Shipper problem

Friend: Who do you think has better hair Adam Driver or Kit Harington?

Me:

Friend: Ej?

Me:

Friend: Earth to Ej?

Me: (Trying to choose)

Friend 2: I think you broke her

Friend: It’s ok Ej you don’t have to pick one

Me: *Breathes a sigh of relief* Thank you

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Oh man my first legit attempt at a comic in…A LONG TIME, I hope y’all like mushy cliches because I live for stupid stuff like this. Mistletoe? 10/10. Spin the bottle, heck yeah.

(I’ve also never done anything with speech before, go easy on me *sweats*)

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ANTIS CAN’T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. WHY? OH, CAUSE THEY’RE DEAD.