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hello tumblr let's make a burger

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You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

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underground parking garages are criminally underutilized as a horror setting. windowless curving concrete labyrinths stretching up and down and all around you, that's some Backrooms shit

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So does anyone want to tell me how plotlines work?

Thank, 'preciate it *sobbing*

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There is a deranged fatherless corgi running around in my head biting inanimate objects to see if Tastey™

Sometimes the corgi runs out of energy and collapses to the ground and screams in one long unbroken note. When this happens, a bedraggled groundhog shuffles forward to stand beside the corgis prone form and, in a voice much quieter than the corgi's screams, read soliloquy after soliloquy about the hopeless state of the world.

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Me, injecting dopamine directly into my brain tissue: The kids call this 'doping'

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Please gently bully me into finishing the Satosugu fic I'm writing.

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JJK Artists of Tumblr.

I have a vision, and I can't draw- so I'm turning to those who can.

Here's the vision:

Who? SatoSugu

Where is it? Sugurus bathroom.

Why? Because Gojo is staying the night (obviously!)

What's happening? Geto is brushing his teeth, he's ready for bed. Gojo is standing next to him, yapping, annoying him. Now, what's so special about this scenario? Well, glad you asked! Gojo forgot a blindfold and his glasses, so he grabs the closest thing to him that can cover his eyes. What does he grab?

This specific headband.

He grabs that shit, and puts it on in place of his blindfold. The best part of this?

-Where did the head band come from? Geto's sink cabinet. Why does Geto have this? Because (he's a pretty princess) Geto needs to keep his luscious, luscious hair out of his face while he does his 20 step skin care routine before bed- opposed to Gojo's 18-in-1 man soap.

Bonus points if Geto looks done with Gojo's shit, and Gojo is just standing there with like, absolutely zero thoughts in head.

Someone please make my dream come true and tag me I need to see 😩 I will give you a big big kiss 💋🙏

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

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man i had the BEST dream last night (political assassination), so u can imagine my soul-crushing disappointment upon waking

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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

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no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

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I'm juts a girl, sitting here, eating leftover japanese curry straight out of the pot while I desperately try not to burst out crying in my attempts to plot this goddamn book.

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Yeah, em dash is actually my fiancé🥰 we've been together since the first time god allowed me a keyboard

In my humble opinion

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I have 24 of these alignment charts. This is unironically the most accurate one.

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Characters from my current WIP as lines from their character sheets

Type of person to search totally normal things in incognito mode because she is genuinely mortified by the idea of someone seeing her search history and knowing she didn’t already know the answer. Only not a serial killer because she's lazy as shit & there's no wi-fi, soup dumplings, or boba in jail. Dedicated sober driver. Antisocial extrovert bc she’s just that much of a hater. “Bing bap boom boom boom bap bam, type of shit I’m on you wouldn’t understand” but it’s her putting the hands to a bitch on the patio of a brunch cafe. Type of person to post “Imagine having cancer? Couldn’t be me” with a pic of himself doing the peace sign with duck lips in a hospital bed actively dying.