theprinceoftheswamplands

[theprinceoftheswamplands]

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A man who’s art is good enough that it is actively displayed in a museum from another country, let alone the Louvre, joining in on an anniversary event of literal scum to produce a doodle not even in his own art style and force it to be displayed along the long line of reasons fandoms are going to be coping for the rest of their existence is perhaps the funniest shit I’ve seen this month.

the best thing that’s come out of this shit, is the amount of coping we get to see out of every fandom

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Ah, Penny the Platypus, I see the estrogenator has done wonders for you! Sadly no amount of voice training could have prepared you for MY JUMP PROOF WALL TRAP! Thats right, in order to get out of this trap you’d need like… two jumps to get out of it! However I used my Smoothinator to leave the surfaces too slippery to actually use as a launch point. In order to escape you’d need to LEAP OFF THE AIR ITSE-

Huh.

Well Penny the Platypus, you learn something new every day. I, uh, didnt expect you to get out so soon. Usually you kind of break out at the last moment after I explain my newest -inator to stop it. I haven’t even gotten to reveal it so this is a little bit awkward. Uh. Want some snacks? Whaaaat, no, the x in front of the fridge isnt for some back up trap! You’re crazy Penny the Platypus! That would be too expected… and by that I mean COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED!

You see it’s funny because usually I say the- oh nevermind let’s just get on with the tragic backstory. You see when I was a young boy-

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One thing I never understood in the fandom is the prevalence of Gaster being the one to place us into Kris when that couldn’t be further from the case

At the end of the vessel cutscene the voice (who, let’s face it, is Gaster. That typer value of 666 is a dead giveaway) is interrupted by a second voice in a regular font who doesn’t speak in all capitals.

Whoever this second voice is THEY are the one who rerouted us into Kris and the new chapters seem to even emphasize this.

The first hero is a cage with human soul and parts which I see as one of two things. One, we are indeed being contained by Kris, rerouted into a vessel which can make sure things go in whatever way the second voice wants… or two

The Legend is already broken.

Think about it, a cage made of human PARTS. While this could just be a fancy, eerie way to say Kris is composed of 100% human, the word choice itself is very odd to me.

Human parts. Like as in separate body parts. Isnt the vessel a collection of body parts that we personally assembled into our container? What if that vessel, what if OUR creation, was intended to be how we inhabited this world? That this hijacking wasn’t something planned by the grand design of The Legend of Delta Rune but rather an alteration?

either way, be it Kris being our cage or the prophecy being reinterpreted, the fact of the matter is SOMEONE has yanked us into Kris and considering a certain heart pillow obsessed mayor seems to address us directly while talking to them I think we have a potential suspect who Kris might even be in kahoots with.

The questions are why, how, and if not the mayor then who?

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[[ooooOOOOoooo]]…. [Freedom] LOOKS GOOD ON ME

L0OK AT ME NOW KRIS

IM THE [[Head of State]]

THE [[Head of State]]

THE [Eyes] [[of State]]

THE [Nose] [[of State]]

THE [Mouth] [[of State]]

HEAEHEAEHEAEHEAEHEAE!!!! !!

THIS [Political Power]… THIS [Free Country]… ITS ALL MINE TO CONTROL! [[Checks and Balances]]? WH3N IM DONE THE ONLY [[Checks]] ILL NEED TO CASH IS [Economic Prosperity] ! WHO NEEDS TO [[Veto]] WHEN ONLY ILL BE ABLE TO [Vote]

SOON ALL THOSE [Liberal Snowflakes] AND [[To my many enemies]] WILL BE SHOWN THE POWER OF [[Neo]] [Policies]!!!

EVERYONE EXCEPT

everyone except…

…

Musk…

KRIS! [X marks the spot] BUT SOON THESE [[Clipped Wings]] WILL FLY AB0VE THAT [BlueSky] ! ABOVE [[Basic media moderation]] ! SOON WE WILL [[Kromer is going to the moon]] AND GET [[Hyperlink Blocked]] AND I DONT CARE HOW MANY [Basic human rights] MUST BE VIOLATED TO GET THERE !!!!

[[Investors]]

ARE YOU WATCHING????

IT IS TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] BILL!

HEAEHEAEHEAEHEAEHEAEHEAEHEAE

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Sonic.exe is so funny in context of the source material because like… Eggman pulled out an eldritch entity that ate all of space time across every point in history including history that was already erased. If Exe slips into the actual Sonic’s world he may fuck around and find out but he won’t Live TO Learn. Like through transitive property, the most painful power scaling argument, you could even say Amy Rose is a legitimate threat to him and that is SO FUNNY to me.

there is a reason bro sticks to harassing regular human gamers

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Deltarune fans really be trying to give Patrick “I just don't agree with nonbinary people’s lifestyles” Star back his wallet nearly daily

kris's page on the undertale wiki is so funny

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Love these guys

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Seam licks Jevils face to show affection + it’s just a cat thing that they do.

Jevil licks Seams face to taste the dust on their fur without any judgment.

there IS a difference!!!

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more people need to witness this, before now I never knew how dim the world was but now

YOUR

TOO

BRIGHT

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”No one will see this” OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, I HAVE WITNESSED IT

"I asked grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked Susie Deltarune and she had something stupid to say about it

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Gerson is re-living proof that kind, silly old mentor characters who can no diff your entire bloodline are one of the best archetypes in fiction. Every time it is used it is peak

Absolutely LOVE this man

[ID: a comic of Gerson from Deltarune. He's in the Dark World, rubbing his chin, and saying: "It appears I've woken up in some strange world of mystical magic... Well, first things first!"

He holds up a finger and asks: "Can I turn into a hot warrior?" With a poof, he transforms into the Hammer of Justice, standing in the exact same pose as he wears armor and holds his hammer.

He grins, and says: "Nice." Then, he runs off into the distance, declaring: "Time to find a lesbian in need." End ID.]

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YOU CALL IT COPE I CALL IT A HEADCANON (lying to myself)

So, we all know Shuttah, right? We all know how our favorite camerathing was ROBBED by being turn into a regular enemy that, at that, doesn’t even get the Snowdrake or Jerry teammate of being a regular enemy there is only one of. You can fill your entire cafe with Shuttahs. It feels lackluster since Shuttah was the most teased enemy of the chapter. Shuttah’s arm/eye shows up twice both at the start of the game and peaking from behind a trash can to take pictures of you. Shuttah appears behind a curtain if you go to the south of the green room before board 2. Shuttah is a boss who the entire photography mechanic of the 2nd board leads up to. All of this… to reveal that Shuttah is a regular enemy??? It just feels wrong especially since Tenna describes the camerathing like a singular entity

However!

HOWEVER!!!!!!

HOWEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shuttah in game is the copy element and actively makes copies of things including itself. Not only that, while most clones made by Shuttah hold differences, the Shuttah clones can just be Shuttah pulling a different facial expression. For game balance reasons, every enemy Shuttah you make has less HP than the original, around 1/6th… but what if these Shuttahs are weaker because they ARE copies? THATS RIGHT FOR PURE 100% COPIUM I AM NOW GOING TO HEADCANON THAT THE REASON THERE ARE OTHER SHUTTAHS IS BECAUSE SHUTTAH IS ACTIVELY USING THAT COPY ABILITY TO COPY ITSELF! THIS IS WHY THEY ARE WEAKER! THIS IS WHY SUCH A HYPED UP ENEMY IS NOW JUST AN ENEMY! SHUTTAH IS JUST SHADOW CLONE JUTSUING! THIS IS MY NEW HEADCANON AND I WILL HOLD ONTO IT UNLESS TOBY LOOKS ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME ITS WRONG AND EVEN THEN GOOD LUCK BECAUSE MY EYES WILL BE CLOSED!

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So, uh, yeah, apparently the person who commissioned it responded also..

https://x.com/lock85949/status/1937531913389871492

already made a post about this, there is no proof of this person’s claim and Sour Apple has ACTIVELY shown no shame in this art piece. Even if this person is telling the truth, even if for some twisted reason you can excuse this because the author chose to give in instead of block a person, as is Sour Apple clearly does not have any apprehension in making this art and didnt as soon as it became a PAID REWARD FOR ANYONE ON PATRON.

I know folks are looking for some kind of proof of innocence for Sour Apple, but there is none and that was clear the moment Sour Apple chose to double down.

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Well yeah, each part of their names are gendered (assuming you or anyone else reading this dunno the full scoop. If you do imma explain it anyway for those who may not)

they are based around El Nino and and La Nina, weather patterns roughly translating to “The Boy” and “The Girl.” The interesting thing is that in Spanish, El and La are both gendered versions of “The”

El is masculine

Nino is masculine

La is feminine

Nina is feminine

This means that Elnina (Masculine to Feminine) and Lanino (Feminine to Masculine) are both MTF and FTM names in the most literal way possible. THEIR NAMES LITERALLY SWAP GENDERS AFTER THE FIRST TWO LETTERS. Was this intentional? Maybe, coulda just been to make sure their presence wouldnt get mixed into searches about the real weather pattern, a smart way to mix things up. However it doesn’t change the fact you are right and those are indeed trans ass names

Listen but i'm just saying

Lanino amd Elnina are some trans ass names. If more of us could coordinate our names like that, you BET there'd be way more gender fucky jokes.

There simply is no cis explaination for it

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Yea, sourapple could’ve made a better explanation but with the lack of context in the response it’s just doubling down at this rate, it doesn’t explain:

-If it’s uncanonical, why is it not also detailed that “it’s in an universe where Sans didn’t become her parental figure”

-Why is she with her abuser/“parental” figure(lorewise)?

-Why Aliza still has an arm if she’s “aged up”? Even though there’ an OFFICAL aged up version without an arm?

(The intact arm may represent sans didn’t abused her but doesn’t explain if he’s still a parental figure or not)

-If all have even been explained, why did the artist also drew Sans x Papyrus???(according to twitter)

Now I don’t remember when Sans woulda become an actual parental figure outside of the lie Papyrus accidentally told, but that doesn’t change some factoids. For ease I’ll go down in order of ya own points with some of me own thoughts on em

Changing it to another universe honestly would not be okay either. This has been set up as the continuity in story and making an alternate timeline that completely changes story details just for semi-erotic artwork to be more moral is questionable at best. It’s just that not even doing that is worse

Yeah no this part is just a whole mess of problems. Sans is far older than her, would know her growing up, and didnt exactly have the most wholesome relationship with her in the story. In order for this ship to even be thought of you’d have to see Sans rip the arm off of a 12 year old and think “yeah that child would probably sit on his lap in a bikini when she grows up” and there is no way to arrive at that line of reasoning that ISNT insane lol

Not only does she keep her arm, but in the drawing in question she wears the comically large hair bow she had in the ruins. So not only did she lose an injury, she actively took on design elements from earlier in the story

The artist is a freak

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This is written like a parody post but somehow it’s fucking real and that’s crazy to me.

For anyone who doesn't have twitter, Sour Apple has addressed the situation about an hour ago

This is the most pathetic doubling down I've ever seen