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those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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I just now realized...

Niall, Zayn and Liam are the same age as my older sister...

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Reblog if your muse can sing.

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Niall eventually woke up, yawning and curling up under the blankets before sitting up and rubbing his eyes, yawning again and letting his crooked teeth show.

Schmoop.

       That gave Zayn just enough time to tuck into his own food, drinking coffee from the kettle supplied by their hotel room and gazing over at the sleeping form of his boyfriend with a content smile.

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Niall kissed Zayn's head, relaxing back a little bit into the chair. Louis was going between pouting and whining quietly to purring and nearly asleep. He didn't want to sleep, but at the same time he did.

Here, kitty kitty.

       Zayn curled impossibly close, breathing evening out as he cuddled his Daddy. Harry had his own way of getting Louis to sleep, but it wasn’t appropriate when they had guests present. It included play time, and exhausting his little kitten because then when the cuddled up afterward, it was sure to put the smaller to sleep within minutes. As it was right now, he held him closer and kissed his head gently, murmuring quietly to him to try and calm him.

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When you find a fantastic RP partner.

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"Two guesses as t' where I hid your phone."

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~ Niall, what are you doing..?

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Send me "☎" and my Muse will answer the phone drunk.

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That he did, effectively silencing him for a good 10 minutes.

Schmoop.

       Zayn rolled his eyes. Seemed as though Niall could sleep through just about anything, anyway. He blew lightly on the hot food until it was cool enough to place down beside Puck’s water bowl so he could begin to eat. “Tuck in, little boy,” he smiled, patting the puppy’s ears.

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Niall had a bit of a smug look. When Zayn needed to sleep but didn't want to, it just took cuddling and humming to get him to drop off. Louis seemed to be more stubborn than that, squirming and trying to stay awake on his owner's lap.

Here, kitty kitty.

       It wasn’t long before Zayn was asleep, still purring even then, with his little kitten ears twitching as he dreamt. Harry hated to love that pout. It was damn near impossible to resist and Louis had soon learnt that if he used it at the right times he could get pretty much anything he wanted. Right now, however, Harry couldn’t wake Zayn so his poor little kitten was going to have to stay pouting. He held him tight, nuzzling at his ears.

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PLEASE READ THIS!! 

Somebody on twitter (@wifisighs) isn’t allowed to meet the boys because of his sexuality! REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS DISGUSTING AND TERRIBLE!!!

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Thorin locks me up as prisoner in Mirkwood because he's attracted to me...

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug - Birthday Game

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