thepolopox
Carpe Cōleī
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This blog is jump-scare free. She/her, 31, cis bi woman. I like knives and Trigun. I don’t like bigots or fascists. Feel like giving me money? paypal.me/thepolopox
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thepolopox · 2 days ago
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Hey man can u not do that
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed
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tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here
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BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
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thepolopox · 3 days ago
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best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library
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thepolopox · 3 days ago
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thepolopox · 4 days ago
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Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
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thepolopox · 4 days ago
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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work
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important culture exchange happening rn
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thepolopox · 4 days ago
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americans are getting bodied
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thepolopox · 4 days ago
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Here’s SWEETROCK, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!
PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!
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