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it’s settled

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if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

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I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

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Sandwich

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yes i do the suffering yes i do the whining

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People on this website will be like "I'm shakig op this quote goes hard" and the quote is like "if god twere a hot dog I would eat only half"

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me after watching this movie in theaters

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data leak that shares your calculator history with the world

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Sorry but this is hilarious

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button

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The Witcher incorrect quotes |40|

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The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

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michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

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tumblrinas will yearn for a vampire lover and then go worship garlic bread

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you're so sexy. sorry about your constantly being haunted by the intense feeling of sadness

i want you to know this ask has been sitting in my inbox and living in my head rent free ever since you sent it, anon, and i don’t know what to say to it except i love it and i am probably going to pin it on this blog forever. please write to me if you see this