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what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

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[DC] bats or whatever

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card without text for those who wanna use it

before you click: careful! you might lose something dear to you.

told you

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Experiencing the horrors but in a friendly and theatrical manner.

I’m full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

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just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

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A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

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Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

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video content? on my tumblr? may or may not be as likely as you think. 

just gonna give this a go and see if it works! if it does then heyoo heres some of my recent venetian collector in motion 

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Please memorize some "i desperately need out of this conversation because I cannot behave like a human any more" scripts. Please. I can even supply some. Let me get on my computer but, my god, there are formulaic ways to say 'i have no ppl juice rn and you speaking to me any more will cause me to conjure vivid, beautiful images of me THROTTLING YOU" without being a giant douchebag and it worries me that you don't know this

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I feel like the reason for the invention of sex dolls is a valuable add on to this post.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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A similar thing happened to me when I was a preteen. I’m not going to go into it because the internet is the internet but I got radicalized by a different group. Because the people who told me that violence was the answer also told me it was ok to be scared and hurt when nobody else did.

I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.

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“You were supposed to fake the moon landing. So please tell me how in the world you thought filming it ‘on-location for added realism’ was a good idea, let alone how you managed to reach the moon in the first place!”

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Always Reblog Milk Delivery

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CW: antisemitism, pale of settlement, pogroms, genocide, cultural erasure

I don't think goyim can really conceive of how much Jews actually hold back in our criticism of antisemitism in media, and when you hear us it is often because we see a dangerous message that you don't... Yet.

I have a complicated relationship with Tim Burton's rendition of The Corpse Bride. I love it as a beautiful piece of stop motion art, but it isn't what it should have been, he took a Jewish story from the Pale and with intention stripped it of its Jewish origins. This alone is incredibly antisemitic. The criticism you will hear has probably been "this is a Jewish story, it should have retained its Jewish elements" but have you heard why we feel strongly about this story?

The story of the corpse bride is incredibly important to me and was born from Jewish trauma and Christian violence. Mobs would routinely attack Jewish weddings, they would murder brides and they would bury them in unmarked graves by the roadside still in their wedding clothes, they reasoned that without Jewish wives there are no Jewish mother's. Jews are intrinsic to the story.

It is antisemitism to take our story, about our pain, at the hands of non-jews and strip it for "useful" parts, in fact it is heartbreaking every time.

We are often forced to pick our battles and fighting a battle over a movie that has already been released by a director with a cult following is not worth it, you only hear us speak up in numbers when the antisemitism may lead to another century of violence, because raising our voice means picking a fight, because so many of you already see our pain as inconvenient and it is exhausting to never be heard.

-anyone can reblog

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thinking about this again