thepet-clownboy

[thepet-clownboy]

puppy needs a muzzle. 

not that he’s a danger, no. sweet thing couldn’t hurt a fly if he tried. no, it’s a comfort to him. like a blanket draped over his head to dull his senses and put him back where he belongs. a reminder that good dogs don’t speak and good boys listen. 

a promise that he’ll get what he needs, and he won’t have to ask for it. 

so he cuddles on the couch and he helps make dinner and he watches a movie, all with his gag. just to keep his head blissfully empty. and his cock rock hard. 

good boys listen. good boys get what they want. good boys get their wrists tied down and cocks sucked after they’ve spent all day behaving in their muzzle. after all, a good boy gets his reward. and if he behaves while he gets his cock sucked, then a very good pet gets to pin down his owner and breed them full and dripping. 

if he’s good. he usually is. 

[thepet-clownboy]

how do i politely tell someone i want them to fuck me until i cry

[thepet-clownboy]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

[thepet-clownboy]

Happy Tuesday x

[thepet-clownboy]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[thepet-clownboy]

um. locked in my own head again. does anyone have The Password

[thepet-clownboy]

wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you

[thepet-clownboy]

told them i’m into overstim and they confiscated my noise canceling headphones and took me to the grocery store

[thepet-clownboy]

Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

[thepet-clownboy]

maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that

[thepet-clownboy]

my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies

[thepet-clownboy]

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

[thepet-clownboy]

somethin I've noticed

[thepet-clownboy]

I LOVE TDICK

[thepet-clownboy]

do u guys mind if I get creepy and weird with it

[thepet-clownboy]

Fine I’ll just do it myself 🥳🤡

[thepet-clownboy]

Thinking about demon pet play. As in—a big, 8 foot tall hell hound messing around with a regular human pup. Laying him down on his side and holding a leg up while teasing the pup’s ass with the pointed tip of their hellish cock popping in and out. Groaning “oouh sweet baby boy” as they work their length deeper along with every bump and spine. Seeing the indent of the hound’s big, ridged, cock with what feels like lava pumping through their veins making their tail wag as they pound the poor pup’s ass.

With their arm hooked under his knee, the hell hound strokes the pup’s cock and squeezes his little knot in their huge hand while moaning, “Cum, puppy, cum,” before driving a monstrous knot up the pup’s hole with a sigh when their thick, molten seed spills, a demonic sigil appearing on pup’s bloated tummy. The hound lovingly pets him and pulls his head back for a long, sloppy kiss; their tail thumping against the ground as the big boy’s still hard.