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ancient chinese drinking culture is so funny to me. Imagine if i blew up one day and then wrote 100 freeverses extolling the virtues of ritalin

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The characterisation of Captain Nemo as a mad scientist shows a complete misunderstanding of the moral argument of the Verne novel, in which scientific inquiry and discovery are put forth as the only force that can rein in Man's rage and want of violence and in them lies the promise of better men in a better world. In this essay I will

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“Take Care” by Jordan Bolton

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4000cc breast implants :)

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I'm sorry I'm not a better friend, there are fifteen possums screaming in my head at any given time.

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Oh for the habit-forming powers of a cat. Son I have given you this treat at this hour exactly two (2) days in a row, how do you already know to SCREAM

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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

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mack the knife

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I cannot easily recommend Scavengers Reign because (while a sublime piece of art) it is the most unbelievably gloopy parasitismfest body horror I have ever seen on a screen, however: check out these guys.

shout out to the silly creatures from scavengers reign‼️‼️

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Have A Nice Day!

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Oh so that's what the Kirschen/Detrich dynamic is.

couple’s t-shirt idea

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I thought it was calligraphy.

Flock of blackbirds in Louisiana By: C. C. Lockwood From: Natural History Magazine 1985

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I may be going to cry but first I will wash the floor because if I'm gonna cry on the floor that floor might as well be clean

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It’s such a shame that there isn’t a more recent tv adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms because I have a feeling that fujoshis will go feral over it (as they have over every adaptation) because you can find pretty much every archetypal king / advisor and king / general danmei couple type in this saga

Impoverished, embattled, stubborn but kind and righteous royal whose fortunes turn after he meets a genius advisor whose strategic brilliance helps him outsmart all his rivals and win a kingdom? Liu Bei x Zhuge Liang

Bonus points if the king dies and leaves everything to his advisor

Bonus points if advisor gets sick but continues to work himself to death trying to fulfill he and his king’s shared dreams by going on military campaign after military campaign

Extra bonus points if they describe their relationship using marriage metaphors

Man who reaches unparalleled heights in power and prestige but remains desperate for the approval of the one man who loves him but would rather commit suicide than submit to him? Cao Cao x Xun Yu

Young king defends his kingdom with his devoted and brilliant childhood friend who becomes his most important general? Sun Ce x Zhou Yu or Sun Quan x Zhou Yu

Bonus points if one of them dies young and tragically

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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

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Western Conifer Seed Bug observation by redwingrr

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love when a character has someone they are willing to stand back-to-back with as they fight toward the light, and someone else whose hand they are willing to hold as they step into the dark