i know your fucking secreeeeeeeeeeeeeeettssssssssss
i will murdre yuooooooooooooooooo/pos
ggggggggghghghghghghhgghgghhghg(explodes) i hope you explode too you guzma simp you even dressed up as him wow you likd hi that much. hes like 20 years older than you like what the fuck. the hell. also i looked through your pokemon art and started having a seizure why do yuo loave guzma that much imma explodes
hope everyone learns abt this and dies /affectionate / neg
also for what blurr is saying on the second image under the cut:
"ratchet, we require your assistance because SOME BOT thought it would be a good idea to stick his servo into my wheel but clearly it wasn't as now he has wedged it into the gap in my wheel and is unable to remove it so I had to drag him here personally to seek medical aid which actually wasn't so difficult since bee's weight is nothing compared to running across the galaxy since I have quite the lower body strength but really I can't drag bee around like this despite that, I would be unable to run without harming him-" (and it probably continues after this)
Conversations that team prime have probably said (+ rescuebots)(part 2)
Every optimus ever: why is my exe here and why are they committing war crimes?
Tfp arcee: there are not enough fucks for me to give out.
Tfp bumblebee: not that you ever had any left to begin with.
Tfp arcee: True
Tfp wheeljack: Don't worry! We all need therapy!
Rb Blades: Is that supposed to calm me?
Rb Hightide: Hatchet.
Tfp ratchet: Scrap eater.
Tfp Optimus: *regretting his choices* Enough.
Tfp Knockout: THAT'S A THREAT!
Tfp Wheeljack: NO IT'S NOT! it's a promise!
Rb Quickshadow: You seem the most sane.
Tfp arcee: Barely.
Rb Heatwave: Why did I want to be leader again?
Rb blurr: Optimus saw you and thought " You're leader shaped."
Rb Heatwave:*snort* Leader shaped?
Rb blurr: *shrug* Idk, he did the same thing to Bee.
Knockout, arcee and bee are on patrol:
Tfp knockout: So, you and Blades?
Tfp Bumblebee: We're just FRIENDS.
Tfp arcee: keep telling yourself that.
Rb Boulder: I think bots forget I was a scientist.
Tfp Wheeljack: they forget I was too. Where do they think I got the grenades?
Rb Boulder: probably thought you stole them off a decepticon.
Tfp Bulkhead: that does sound like something you would do. Pits, I think you have.
Rb Heatwave: I...have never wanted to hit a bot more.
Rb Chase: it is a wonder how you've never been imprisoned for anything.
Rba wedge: Scrap it's crowded.
Tfp Ultra magnus: there's a room in the back that Optimus uses. It's completely silent
Rba wedge: thanks, how do you know that?
Tfp wheeljack: Magnus is good at finding hiding spots. he is so introverted that he would rather not be able to get out of somewhere, than talk to a bot.
Tfp Ratchet: Medix is a lot nicer than me, I'm not sure where he got it from.
Tfp knockout: thank primus.
Rb Hightide: Hatchet! Who's your sibling?
Tfp Ratchet: None.of.your.business!
Rba Medix: You REALLY don't want to know. I wish I didn't.
Tfp Optimus: Heatwave just told me he wanted to ship Hightide to a lab to see where he got his audacity from, Wedge made a 'timeout box' specifically for Hotshot, and Bumblebee is in denial about being in a relationship with Blades.
Okay, part three might be out soon (idk). I'm going to get a coffee and pretend I'm not going to college in a couple weeks.
I BEG! WE MUST SPITE BLACKIE!! PLEASE I KNOW HER IRL I NEED TO MAKE FUN OF HER IN A FRIENDLY MANNER DUE TO US BEING FRIENDS. PLEAAAAAAAAASSSSEEFGFGGGDIHZFJVKKDRRFEIGJJOKN
Hi! I'm here for @fi2ishdobehere. See, I won't be able to post on that account for a while, due to the joys of having controlling parents. Hope I can post soon though!
Sorry to anyone following that account, just life is not very fun, y'know?