yew betta werk. Life functions are in decline. In a way, he's more like an object. His absorption of other alpacas has become mechanized, an unconscious act. The many faces covering his body serve practically no purpose. Since the central brain is still alive, he can speak little human language.
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thank you elon musk for acting out, in perfect clarity and at great personal expense, my longtime fantasy of watching an evil billionaire completely destroy their financial empire and then publicly kill themselves. please dont forget the second part
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i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
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remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”
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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features
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If privacy is so unimportant, can we force Republican senators to disclose how many times they secretly forced someone they screwed to get an abortion?
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