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Blows raspberry at you

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Honestly love feet guys

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Oh my Gosh! I want to make this, it's so cute!

drawing outfits I wished existed but don't have the sewing skills for and aren't cuts I'd wear anyway

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New Naomi Android so I can be everyone’s present this year 😌✨

Are you getting the dark mode or light mode version?

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I need capes and mini capes to make a comeback because this one I made is just so freaking cute

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Shining so bright I'm half burnt out

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I finally finished my mushroom hat 🍄 I love it so much!

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Peppermint clown 🍬

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The hard part about following a crochet pattern is I'm left handed and subconsciously do the pattern in reverse.

But anyway I added stars and a band to my hat

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Bf rolls onto his back in his sleep after I walk in the room

Me: How fortuitous

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I'm not a bottom, I'm just afraid of heights

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Nothing's more healing than a creampie

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I honestly love winter and the snow

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She truly is an angel

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Happy honkgiving, have a ham of a time

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Cecils Vessel Character Sheet ✨

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Honk honk