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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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Not sure if I will colour this (white is a scary colour)

My FFXIV WoL Lightwarden AU.

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the best part about james team rocket is that you can put his face on any pride flag and there’s like a 97% chance it fits

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Enjoy Yourself!

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limes and lemons are literally exactly the same

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Do not seek forgiveness, for it will not ease the burden. It weighs as it should.

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What I really need is a mainline Castlevania game that canonises the Captain N: The Game Master version of Simon Belmont by establishing that no, he's not that Simon Belmont, he's just named after the guy, and constantly being compared to his famous ancestor is literally the reason he's Like That.

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trying to describe poirot to my friend at trivia night: "if youve seen a detective who looks like this, thats him"

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wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

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@dirtyoldmanhole

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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Be right back folks, forgot something in Tesco.

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did i mention we're doing yugioh/fire emblem charms. bc we are

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Idolish7 Nikaido Yamato

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