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walter white has laid his christmas egg!

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first hatch is honestly pretty swag too, nice red & gold lady. also very xmassy. i'll be selling her tho

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I loved this real scene in the movie

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The correct answer was “enough to help Trump win an election by playing to the base and manufacturing a problem that wasn’t there.”

That's .0019% of NCAA athletes.

1% of the population identify as transgender.

That would be 5,100 of 510,00. So, the 10 athletes are miniscule compared to the general population.

The Republican assholes 'saving women's sports' are appalling, abysmal villains.

Democrats should have been countering MAGA transphobia BEFORE the election.

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seasons greasons to everyone

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Merry Clickmas!

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As the year is ending soon... this is your friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of. 🤎

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On Friendship.

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Here is a skill that many of us are going to need for survival: how to tell if someone is offering to let you lie.

The tip-off phrase is "If [circumstance] was true, then we/I could do [helpful thing.]" This is not a guarantee that the person is offering, but it should tell you "I am being informed of a way to improve things."

Your confirmation phrase is "What documentation would that require?" This is essentially asking them "if people come asking me to prove this, will I be able to? Or will they not come at all?"

The answer you are hoping for with the confirmation phrase is "Just tell me if it's true, and I'll put it on the form." Note that this is not a direct instruction to lie, because they can't tell you that.

If they didn't mean to extend an offer to lie or this is a situation where they can't, then they'll list off something like your paystubs or your birth certificate. Your response back in that case is "Thanks, I'll tell my friends who qualify." This clears you of any concerns that you may have been considering lying.

The more complex answer is when they answer by giving you a form on the spot. Your job, in this case, is to scan the form and see if what they are asking you can be meaningfully verified by an official source.

Things that can be verified by an official source include, but are not limited to, your age, legal sex, income, veteran status, and place of residence. It's not generally a good idea to lie about these on official documents.

Be smart, and be practical. Do what you need to in order to stay alive, and keep an ear out for the people offering to help you do so.

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happy holidays, everyone! 🌟

I don't know what it is about coffeeshop AUs, I find them very christmassy! and a leather-wearing Thorin is also quite festive in its own merit, I'd say...

please come munch on the compilation/short comic for this AU: 🎁click here to read on AO3! 🎁

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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

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Coc

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fae discussions and diatribes

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I'm tired of everyone being stupid as hell. Can you hit everyone with your no-longer-stupid ray or is that too much to ask

dont you think if i had one of those i would have used it? all i have is this handgun