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refining his portrait more so i have a more accurate rep on what they will look like!!!! please check out my pinned post for donations information :)

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Hey, I've been getting texts that seem political but are setting off my scam detector, so, reminder: do not click on links in texts from unknown senders. OK?

Doesn't matter if it's a fundraising request or a petition or what. If it's legitimate, there should be a website you can go to (or someone you can call, where you get the number somewhere other than the text) WITHOUT clicking through.

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It fucks so hard. I'd love it. I'd eat every bite. But at every step I made more and more confused noises

what the fuck is this monstrosity

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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on

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laios e falin comendo churrasco na laje num sol da porra os dois suando pra caralho

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Ok this is the best one i've seen.

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this art exercise is small and simple, but its easy to do anywhere with any materials

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BEEETLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mine friends chow bath salts!!!!!!!

they;re in love

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Doing some research on a couple of specimens

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What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

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How did you get pet doves? And are they easy to take care of / what do you need to keep them happy and well?

They are, IMO, the easiest birds to care for. I got them as rescues--I used to regularly volunteer at an avian wildlife rehab that would sometimes wind up with pet birds that needed rescuing. (Arson's originally from an animal hoarding situation, so I have no idea how old she is.) They are, specifically, ringneck (also called barbary) doves, which are a domesticated species. They do look a lot like their wild counterparts, but they've been living alongside humans for thousands of years, which makes them far happier in captivity than most 'pet' birds, like parrots. If you're really looking for some, they often wind up needing adoption because a single mated pair produces offspring very, very quickly without human intervention.

Ringnecks are granivores, so their diet is just pigeon-mix birdseed, a bit of oyster shell grit (mine have been going through the same 15 lb bag of grit from the feed store for five years now) and water. Sometimes they'll take a bit of fresh greens or bugs when they come across them, but it's not a necessary part of their diet. Like pigeons, they have weak beaks and feet, so they're not destructive to furniture and supplies. Unlike pigeons, ringnecks are not super social--they mate monogamously and for life, and will get territorial with other ringnecks. As a consequence, Arson and Larceny, as a mated pair, are very happy with little effort on my part. They need enough room to fly and nest and they're quite content to keep each other occupied. A single ringneck may bond with their human caretaker as their human 'mate' and will be a lot more social as a result. I chose to have a mated pair because I'm super busy, and I like knowing that their social needs are fulfilled even when I'm short on free time. Like the cats, I can set them up with a deep bowl of food and a big container of fresh water and safely leave them alone for a weekend.

In terms of space, they need a relatively large cage--three feet in each direction is the minimum, and they enjoy more room when possible. They're very docile--I can just grab em off the branch like ripe pears--and their vocalizations are generally pleasant, in the same vocal range as a mourning dove, though their songs are different. They can be trained to do simple tricks and generally are enjoyable to be around.

Their lifespans range quite a bit! The oldest one I've ever met was 32. Arson and Larceny hold title as the oldest pets I have (they're eight, at least) and still going strong. Twelve years is pretty average for them.

I do think they're great pets, and if you want a bird, they're a fantastic choice.

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Very excited to tattoo this beautiful boy tomorrow

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Me in the pussy if I'm being misleading

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Voice does not match the face

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments