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some sketch I did on magma!

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I LOVE THE KISSING HCS!! You wrote all the characters super duper well!! May I request reader is super busy and doesn't have enough time for mercs? And how the mercs would react? >,>

(Esp sniper, I feel like once he finds someone he trusts, he becomes the most clingiest man..)

→Mercs with a Busy Reader!

Genre: Fluff, a bit of angst

Characters: all the mercs!

Yes!! Thanks so much for the req anon, here we go! I decided to do an established relationship for this one, hope that’s alright!

Scout

Oh this will not be tolerated.

Scout is near impossible to ignore when he wants something, persistent beyond belief. If he wants your attention he is going to do whatever he has to do to get it.

The times where you do have time for him he spends most of it whining about how little he sees you.

When he’s not doing that though, Scout is constantly checking to make sure you’re having a good time with him. Going out of his way to make you laugh more than usual, and doing stupid things to get your attention.

Really afraid of you getting bored of him, and thinks you being busy will make you forget why you like him.

Abandonment issues are a bitch.

He is pretty pathetic, but he’s too proud to say any of it out loud, so he keeps it to himself. Just follows you around like a lost dog when you’re around, talking your ear off about all the things you missed while you were busy.

Doesn’t allow for a second of silence, just trying to keep your attention as much as possible. He’s so used to feeling like he has to work for attention so he’s not any different with you.

“Oh, did I tell you what happened with the teleporta’ the other day? It was wild, straight up I…” he continues rambling on and on.

At first you mistake it for genuine excitement for spending time with you again, but eventually you realize how disjointed his rants are and how anxious he sounds. He’s hardly even breathing in between sentences.

“Scout, scout! Slow down, relax,” you say in a light chuckle, grabbing his hand. Rubbing your thumb along the back of it. “Take it easy babe, deep breaths.”

“What? What happened?” He asked cluelessly, probably didn’t even realize he was doing it.

You just give him a big kiss, and then another for good measure.

You reassure him how much you like him, and how you being busy doesn’t change that at all. Once you start being all sweet to him he will turn to mush in your arms whining about how you’ve been neglecting him.

You make sure to give him some much needed attention that night.

Demoman

Demo HATES it when you’re busy. He’s way less clingy than Scout is, and definitely less pathetic about it, but it gets under his skin in a crazy way.

Will probably plan a cutesy date for you two. But when you get pulled away again? God he’s crushed.

Drinks to deal with it, that’s the only real way he knows how to deal with big feelings, so this is no different really.

You come back to an absolute blubbering mess, it’s almost impossible to understand him, but you definitely get the gist.

Felt so rejected that you left from the thing he planned for the two of you, and you feel SO GUILTY. You had felt bad before, but Tavish is pretty good about hiding his hurt so you figured he’d be okay.

You drop everything to stay with him that night of course, and the two of you share a nice quiet night together.

As soon as he wakes up he starts apologizing, remembering how he acted the night before.

“Oh my god, m’ so sorry,” he said the second he opened his eyes.

You kiss his forehead “no I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry for skipping out on our date.”

“S’okay,” he mumbled, just happy to have you here now.

You make it up to him by having a really romantic date night with him.

Sniper

Yes anon just like you said he is the clingiest man.

Shows it in weird covert ways though, just following you around like a shadow. Sometimes you kind of forget he’s there.

Doesn’t want to really say anything because he knows it’s not like it’s your choice to be busy, he knows you rather spend all your time with him. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that he feels super neglected.

I imagine he’s pretty secure typically, but he might become nervous that you’re getting tired of him. Won’t show any of that, you’ll probably never know about it.

Frequently calls his parents about you, they get annoyed at his lamenting. But they’re happy he finally found someone he can tolerate.

He doesn’t mind alone time in relationships honestly, but it gets to a point where it’s too much for him.

This is really the only time he’s the one to initiate physical contact, pretty much the second the two of you are alone.

(Given of course that the two of you have already been together for a considerable amount of time).

“Sniper I’m so sorry I’ve been so busy—“ he cut you off by wrapping his arms around you and kissing your face all over.

You yelp in surprise but ultimately just let him get it all out of his system, fighting it would be unwise. Not that you’d want too.

Once he’s done he pulls back staring at you intently “so I take it you missed me,” you say a little slyly.

He shrugs a little, leaning down to kiss your neck “maybe a lil’” he says softly.

You’re not getting away from him for a long time, may as well just accept it.

Solider

Solider isn’t clingy, and can exist perfectly fine without you.

Not like he wants to though, much prefers life with you in it.

Will act cranky without you though, much harder on the other mercs when you’re busy.

They literally beg you to spend more time with him, he’s killing them.

Extremely excited when you give him some much needed quality time

“Cupcake!” He exclaimed crushing your spine as he picked you up into a big head.

“I missed you too, love,” you struggle out, “but if you could please— you’re crushing me.”

He’s smiling the whole time as he complains about how terrible his teams has been treating him, loves it when you sympathize for him.

Absolutely mopey if you get pulled away again.

So long as when you’re with him you aren’t distracted and there are times when you are with him then he doesn’t take much offense to it. Considers himself to be a fairly busy individual as well, doesn’t mind going your separate ways. My man is secure af in relationships.

Engineer

Engineer, too, is a very busy individual, so he doesn’t take much offense to it.

But he gets tense without you, your his rock and he loses himself in his work if you’re not around enough.

The two of you have to make a mutual agreement to not get so wrapped up in your work.

When you two are together you probably just spend a lot of time enjoying how quiet and calm things are when you aren’t buried under projects.

Maybe you even make some space to get work done together, like taking whatever you’re doing into his workshop. If you’re going to be busy, may as well be busy together.

“Hon, could you pass me that wrench?” Engie asked, holding one of his machines in place.

Without looking up from your project you pick up the wrench “here you are dear,” you say casually handing it to him.

“Much obliged,” he responded, and the two of you returned to your own little worlds.

Parallel play goes crazy.

Pyro

Pyro doesn’t like it one bit.

Things feel calmer when you’re around, and when you’re not, they can feel quite discorded and lonely. They feel like you’re one of the few people who actually may understand them, so when you’re not around they tend to feel pretty lost and upset.

It’s not like they need you, but you make things more manageable for them.

You come back to a big fire I bet, as that’s Pyros only real way of expressing their emotions.

You feel really bad for leaving them all alone and try to make it up to them with a lot of cuddles and kisses. It almost works.

You really do have to make up with them, not just because you love them but for the sake of all the flammable things and people in the area.

You guys spend a lot of quality time together after that, and Pyro keeps you from ever going too far. Not that you mind though.

Medic

Medic gets very passive aggressive when he’s not given enough attention.

You might actually think you being buys is not a problem at first, the way he continues to insist that he doesn’t care. But after enough under his breath comments it becomes glaringly obvious that he actually does care.

He gets really huffy and cold when he feels neglected. You’re gonna have to do a lot to win his favor back.

“Come on, I said I was sorry,” you say with a frown.

“I said I don’t care,” Medic huffs

You roll your eyes as Medic turns his back on you, you sigh a little "okay well, I care. It was so very cruel of me to neglect you like that. I'm sorry my dear."

Medic presses his lips together to hide his smile "well you had better be!" He exclaims crossing his arms.

Pretty needy after that, you have to be on top of quality time with him from that point on.

He really does try to be understanding but he's a high maintenance partner and the two of you knew that going into things, so you have to just accept that fact.

Flowers and chocolate may be in order to get back into his good graces.

Heavy

Heavy is also pretty secure.

He's needy, but he is secure enough to not take it personally.

When you are around him he doesn't do any thing special beyond being a little bit more touchy with you, it's usually pretty unnoticable, but if you look it there.

You were telling him a story once from a time when you spent a long time away from him, and he stroked your arm as you talked.

"Heavy--" you say beetween a chuckle "--that tickles."

"Well maybe Heavy misses you while you're away," He says lowly as his fingers trace down your arm and to your hand.

"Oh you're such a sap!" You exclaim.

Heavy won't say it (because he doesn't want you to feel pressured) but he would absolutely love it if you surprised him with a romantic date night when you came to see him after a week of being busy. He doesn't need it, but it is very much appreciated.

Really doesn't want to come off as clingy and will go to great lengths to not be seen as such.

He totally is though, whoops.

Spy

Being the romantic that he is he likely finds some creative way to get your attention.

Maybe he let's himself into your room and sets up a romantic night in for the two of you, your favorite food and wine, candles and roses, all the works.

Pretends it's all for you and your benefit, Spy of course is too high and mighty to actually miss anyone. Even if that's what it really seems like what is happening.

"Wow I can't believe you did all this for me," you say gently, sitting at the seat that Spy pulled out for you.

"Of course, the very best for you mon amour," he says pushing you in towards the dinner he set out for the two of you "I know how very terrible it must've been without me."

His expression his smug as he sits down in front of you, picking up his glass of wine "sure, this is all definitely for me," you say teasingly, before he responds you continue "I wish you had told me before though, I don't exactly feel romantic date night ready."

He assures you that you look perfect, and if not conviced he certainly knows something else you can change into to look even better.

Spy just goes right into grand gesture mode when anything in the relationship happens.

Spy thinks very highly of himself, so he's not really worried about you getting bored of him or how much time you spend together.

Needy in his own way though.

Eek! I hope this is okay anon I've been having the worst writers block,,, sorry its so late I hope u like it! ≧◡≦

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This family's taste in men is so COOKED 💀

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The inspiration

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Kinktober Day 19

[Knifeplay - Spy/Sniper][BLU! s/o]

"Such a pretty little slut ain't she?" "Right..She's being such a good girl for us.."

"You're way to pretty to be on the BLU team,(y/n)..." "For once, you got me agreeing wit the spook here.."

You sat nervously in a chair, getting yourself caught by the enemy was not on her list for the day. But being left behind by the BLU Scout who was supposed to flank you, but instead he bailed after nearly got backstabbed.

You tried to defend yourself but found yourself fighting a losing battle once Sniper joined in. You were quickly knocked out and taken back to the RED base where you were now.

This wasn't your first run in with Sniper and Spy, you continually clashed with the two on the battle field, playfully teasing them and constantly killing them when you had the chance.

you should've known better when you saw the two staying near each other...following you around.

But now here you were, Sniper's cock down your throat giving gentle thrusts, while Spy was trailing his knife down your body.

He wasn't doing deep scars, just light marks that would probably fade in the morning. He was busy eating you out, his clothed nose bumping against your clit in such a delicious way.

You moaned around Sniper's cock, the vibration sending shivers down the aussie males spine. "Keep moanin' let that..such a good girl.." He brings his hand to your throat, pressing the switch blade to your neck, being careful to not draw blood.

Spy could feel you clench around his tongue, making him chuckle slightly. He pulls away with a smirk. "Seems like our little belle loves this..hmm?..You love having the enemy team mark you up and mark you theirs?.."

You whine once more and Spy replaces his tongue with fingers as he presses his knife against your thigh, watching as you squirm, clenching around his digits and whimpering around Snipers cock.

"Mhm..you seem to really like that idea..Shall we brand you with our initials? What do you say Bushman?." "..sounds like a pretty good idea, mate.."

-> Oh to be shared between Spy and Sniper..a girl could dream-

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I had some medic for all of you today

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took the time to learn how to draw the mercs that give me a harder time on one hand i love engie on the other im convinced spy tf2 was created to specifically make me want to stop drawing

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everyone say happy birthday tf2! 🎂

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Practice^^

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KinkTober Day 10

[Mirrorsex - Spy][Plus sized!S/O]

“Ah Ah..Eyes on me ma fleur..I want you to see how you look..”

You were preparing for a date with Spy. He allowed you to get ready in his smoking room, as he had laid out a dress, heels, and perfume he wanted you to wear.

You worked alongside the mercs as an assistant to Ms. Pauling and the Administrator.

You were suprised when Spy started showing interest in you, because before he was definitely kind of an asshole..but then he started coming around, showing that he could be a gentleman. When he wanted to.

And the sex was amazing…he’s brought you to heights you never thought you could reach before him. He worshipped your body and surely made sure you felt like you were loved when you were intimate with him.

But even still, with all that, you still felt like you were..not right for him.

Whenever you went out places outside of the base, you could feel people staring at you, as if they were judging a woman like you for being next to someone like Spy.

You shook your head as you got dressed, pulling on the dress, it was a silky, red bodycon dress. It hugged your curves, and it was strapless, showing your arms.

You looked at yourself in the mirror, sighing softly. The dress was beautiful, and it definitely looked expensive..but you didn’t feel beautiful?

“Why..am i so big?..how does he even like me?..” You mumble softly as you run your hands across your body. You sigh as you look into the mirror.

You were so distracted with judging your body that you didn’t hear the sound of Spy decloaking, but you jumped when you felt hands on your waist.

“..Correction, I love you. And I love you because you are you.”

You yelp and lock eyes with him, he was already dressed as well, a nice matching red and black suit to go with your dress. He runs his hands along your body,before letting them lay on your stomach.

“Who convinced you that i didn’t love you huh?”

“S-spy..I-“

“Hush. I love all of you. Every. Single. Part.”

Spy says with a smirk.

“from your face..” He raises his hand to caress your face.

“To your full, and oh so pretty breasts.” You tell as he lowers his hands to fondle both of your breasts through the dress.

“Down to this soft stomach I love to hold after a rough day..” He made sure you were watching in the mirror as he caresses your stomach.

“And finally..this Lucious thighs..that conceal that beautiful..needy pussy of yours, mon chéri..” You whimper as Spy bunches up the dress.

“And it seems like I have been lacking on showing how much i love you.” He says as he pulls his armchair over, but kept you looking in the mirror.

“don’t take your eyes off that mirror.”

“But Spy..t-this is embarrassing..”

“Embarrassing?”

Spy smirks as he sits back on armchair, you blushed as you notice him pull his pants down, his boxers followed, and you whimpered as he was holding his cock in his hand.

“Non, nothing is embarasssing about this. It’s showing that i haven’t be showing you how much i love you..”

Spy beckons you towards him, you sit on his lap, your back against his chest, he moves your panties to the side. He then guides his cock to your cunt before placing his hands on your hips.

“You’re going to ride me..While in front of this mirror..”

You gasp out as he helps you lower yourself down on his cock. “Mhm..You’re already so wet..I slid in so easily..Such a naughty little thing you are.”

You slowly start to riding him, as his hands reach up, to pull down the top of your dress, he groans as he takes one breast into his hand, rolling the nipple between his fingers.

“Mhm..there we go..you see how well you take me, no one else could ever replace you.” Spy mumbles and he watches your face in the mirror, you were flustered, he could tell you weren’t going to last long, especially when he started bucking his hips up into you.

He brings you back so you could brace yourself up against him, he wraps his arms around you as he fucks up into you. You struggled to keep your eyes open, it felt so fucking good, he seemed to find that angle that had your head spinning.

He grips your chin, forcing you to keep eye contact with him. “Don’t you dare look away..” Spy growled as he began fucking up into you at a rougher pace.

You couldn’t speak, only thing that fell from your lips was moans of name.

“I want you to watch how beautiful you look when you fall apart on my cock..I want you to see it with your own eyes, darling.”

You whine as you locked eyes with him, seeing the full blown look of desire and want in Spy’s eyes was enough to push you over the edge. You moaned out, it borderlines on a scream with how loud you were as your body trembled from your orgasm.

Spy groans as he watches as your expressions change, his movements become erratic before he finally stills his hip. “That’s right..take it all beautiful..mhm my beautiful woman..”

Spy mumbles as he places kisses to your cheek.

He doesn’t rush to move you,, and he stops you whenever you try to move.

“I hope you know, I truly do love you..not just to fuck either..” Spy says softly as he helps you move, so that you were now face him, nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck.

“I can see myself spending the rest of my life with you..”

You smile against his skin, you would speak, but you were tired, so you just placed a kiss on his neck in return.

He chuckles as he kisses your forehead. “Just relax mon ange..we’ll reschedule our date..”

You nod as he rubs your back, lulling you into safety and security in his arms.

To everyone who checked on me and wished me well, thank you so much!!! I'm getting around to requests and other things okay 💞

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They got a bit excited

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KinkTober Day 7

[Public Sex - Sniper]

“Gotta be Quiet ‘roo don’t want the fellas to know how much of a slut you are..”

“Are you sure about this ‘Roo?..”

“Yes, Please Sniper..I promise i won’t be too loud..”

Sniper chuckles as he smirks at you. You joined him up in the watch tower today as the battle was going on, wanting to be close to your partner and frankly being tired all together.

You were quiet most of the time, but then you started paying more attention to your boyfriend. You always think that Sniper looks hot when he’s sniping. The concentration on his face, the little smirk he does when he lands a shot or the growl of frustration he lets out when he misses has you clenching your legs.

“Mick..” You start off softly and he hums in a knowledgement, meaning ‘Continue he’s listening’.

“I know this is a terrible time to ask..but”

“You want me to fuck your brains out. Don’t You?”

You turn a bright red and look away slightly in embarrassment, it left you Stuttering and He only laughs softly.

“I-is it that obvious?..”

“Sheila you keep staring at me like I’m a fresh pack of meat…Yea it’s obvious.”

You watched as he moves back to sit on the wall. He smirks as he starts unbuttoning his pants, shimming them down just enough so you could watch his cock spring out, precum already oozing from it.

“C’mon..ride me. We got time..match is slow anyways.”

“W-wait huh?..”

Sniper tilts his head a bed, before beckoning you forward. You bite your bottom lip and you finally make your way over to him, you slowly removed your bottoms and found yourself hovering over his cock.

“Mick..are you sure babe?..I Mean I-nigh..fuck~!”

You didn’t get a chance to continue as he grips your hips, bringing your down on his cock, bottoming out fully. You lean forward on him as he guides your movements, setting the pace for you. All you could do was whimper and moan as you bounced on him.

“Look at you, comin’ up to my watch tower, with those little fuck me eyes..”

“Now you’re a moaning mess, riding me, moaning out like our team could hear you..”

“But you’d like that wouldn’t..my little fucking slut..You’d like the other mercs hearing how well you take cock..”

You whined as his words were going straight to your cunt, Sniper chuckles as he smacks your ass, enjoying the little yelp that left you.

The gunfire and screaming were loud in your ears, but not as loud as Sniper’s growling in your ears.

You buried your head in the crook of his neck and just let him take control, the way he bucked his hips up into you had your mind fuzzy and all you could think about was Sniper.

“Mhm..felt ya tighten around me..You gonna cum baby? You gonna make a mess on my cock?..”

“Ngh..fuck imagining you..alll stuffed full of my cum, having to go back to battle like nothin’ didn’t happen up here..ngh..fuck..”

“M-mick~!..”

“Yea..yea..? Scream my name some more Sheila..let all of the fucking base know who’s fuckin’ you like this..”

Your eyes rolled back as you grind down to meet his thrusts, your orgasm washing over you like a harsh tidal wave, and the moans that left your mouth were down near pornographic.

Sniper followed soon more, bucking up into you one final time as he hugged you close to him, ensuring that he filled you to the brim.

When the two of you finally came down from your highs, Sniper chuckles as he kisses your forehead.

“You still with me Sheila…?”

You mumble something and he shakes his head, “Don’t worry, match is damn near over, although..i think your moans might’ve been hear by the enemy team.”

Sniper sits up to grab his rifle, firing and hitting the BLU Scout who was down there listening. “Gotch. Nosey fuck.”

He then looks back at you, who’s curled up wrapped in a little blanket he kept up here for you, you looked adorable. With your cute little fucked out face, he could see his cum leaking from you and he groans in irritation.

Fuck he’s hard again.

“Sheila…You up for a round two?”

♡ hii hope you guys enjoy this one~ Sniper is my husband/hj,

so I kinda went ham on this one—