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American Horror Story: first look
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This is Paris Hilton “raging” at Coachella in a barricaded area by herself. ☺♡♫
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Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
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me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die
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does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
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I think Dr. Phil’s closed-captioning guy got fired
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pretty much the most accurate of the nightbloggers you will ever see is when barbossa’s crew get exposed to moonlight in curse of the black pearl
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when you get to class late and your teacher still isnt there

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When I break something that isn't mine

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my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
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