theoneandonlyblob
Theblob
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 hours ago
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too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 hours ago
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“evilwizard did you turn pink to advertise the new wicked movie?” unfortunately no. my magic got infected after i ate some of those listeria-infected frozen waffles and now im on extra-strength arcane antibiotics
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theoneandonlyblob · 3 hours ago
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little creature of the day: Antlered flutter fly
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these guys look super silly from far away
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Birdwatching
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theoneandonlyblob · 4 hours ago
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there was a study done that the reason rhinos keep em around was that the oxpeckers acted as sentinels right?
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Red-billed Oxpecker (Buphagus erythrorhynchus) on a rhino, sound asleep.
In South Africa by Zaheer Ali: Zali_Photo
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theoneandonlyblob · 13 hours ago
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Just as a note to any aspiring biologists and/or casual biology fans: please do not be intimidated by 'professional' biologists! We are all huge nerds! I've just spent 3 days surrounded by experts in my field, and given half the opportunity they will gladly gush about their research/animals, and answer any and all questions with probably more information than you ever wanted to know. If you ever get a chance, I highly encourage you to attend conferences, seminars, or talks in your area-- your local biologist will love you, and will likely even have opportunities for you to volunteer with them if that's something you're into!
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theoneandonlyblob · 13 hours ago
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theoneandonlyblob · 1 day ago
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they say it wasn't humans who found the lost dutchman's gold
(another set of traffic box illustrations!!)
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 days ago
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 days ago
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 days ago
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Hello US friends
I really hope things can still turn. But if they don't, we are here for you. Hold together tight.
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Support kitty
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 days ago
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Howdy folks, the Senate will be considering the first ever resolution blocking arms to Israel. This is huge and historic; it would block government contracting and about $20 billion in arms and support. This is an uphill battle, PLEASE urge your senators to support S.J.Res114-115. This is maybe the most important piece of legislation relating to Palestine that we have ever gotten and we must seize this opportunity.
This doc has information on the resolutions and their process, as well as sample messages and a phone script you can use. Please, use this moment to hear witness for your neighbors.
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 days ago
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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW
Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.
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theoneandonlyblob · 2 days ago
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I have more yes
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Starting a collection
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If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever
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