theoneandmolly
theoneandmolly
It's ironic at this point
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theoneandmolly · 4 days ago
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
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theoneandmolly · 6 days ago
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As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.
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theoneandmolly · 9 days ago
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genuinely insane how little u have to work to experience misogyny as a transfem
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theoneandmolly · 9 days ago
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It turns out having a thing to look forward to is like really good for your mental health. Who knew?
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theoneandmolly · 10 days ago
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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta
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theoneandmolly · 10 days ago
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One of the funniest running gags from Disco Elysium that I never see anyone talk about is the recurring low-key acknowledgement that Harry’s ability to do basic RPG protagonist shit isn’t just a gameplay conceit, and some NPCs – including Kim in particular – are actually a little bit spooked by it. There’s more than one occasion where Kim remarks on the fact that Harry can exhaustively explore a conversation tree and get the complete life story out of someone he’s just met like it’s some kind of super power.
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theoneandmolly · 10 days ago
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💯🙏💛🟨👍
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theoneandmolly · 10 days ago
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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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reblog to give prev a kiss on the forehead and be soooo niceys and give prev cuddly warm hugs and biiiig happy high five
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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reblog to give prev a kiss on the forehead and be soooo niceys and give prev cuddly warm hugs and biiiig happy high five
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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reblog to give prev a kiss on the forehead and be soooo niceys and give prev cuddly warm hugs and biiiig happy high five
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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reblog to give prev a kiss on the forehead and be soooo niceys and give prev cuddly warm hugs and biiiig happy high five
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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reblog to give prev a kiss on the forehead and be soooo niceys and give prev cuddly warm hugs and biiiig happy high five
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit
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theoneandmolly · 12 days ago
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by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool
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theoneandmolly · 15 days ago
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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theoneandmolly · 15 days ago
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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
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