theoncomingemo
Gay Bird Mom
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20. They/Them. Harry Potter and birds are my main loves in life. I'm always here to talk to if you need to or want to or could just use a distraction. I cherish all of you<3
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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What if, and hear me out, people DO love you
Your coworker who loves when they get to work a shift with you, even if you don’t talk
Your cousin who’s relieved when they see you at family gatherings, who thinks you’re “the cool cousin” but hasn’t said anything out loud
Your classmate who thinks you have great taste, even if they’re too shy to speak up about it in class
Your childhood friends who remember you fondly
The waiter you tipped during a busy night
That person you complimented on the street
The little kid you waved to
The old woman you made small talk with
People love you, because you’re lovable. And you’re worthy of love. Even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes
(Self depreciating comments will be removed at best, bluntly and remorselessly told to shut the fuck up at worst. Fuck around. I dare you.)
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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Jensen Ackles | SPN S7 Gag Reel
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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MILF MONDAY | Sept 27th 2021 ↳ ORANGE + Angelina Jolie as Jane Smith in Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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sam really is that girl who does coke but won’t eat red meat bc it’s bad for you
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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“Petunia modeled for pictures since she’s almost ready for adoption!”
(via)
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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It's the way people woobify Elon Musk. Nobody talks about Bezos as if he's some precious little uwu bean. I think it would be really funny if a disgruntled Tesla worker just snuck up behind him during a tv interview and euthanized him with one of those bolt guns they use to kill pigs. Completely painless but deeply traumatic for the people watching. I think that would be good for the gamers of America.
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Jensen Ackles | SPN S5 Gag Reel
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HARLEY QUINN The Suicide Squad (2021)
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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by romanmashevskiy
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BLAIR WALDORF GOSSIP GIRL | 1x05
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Jane after throwing an immortal baby into a fire like it was just some extra kindling
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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this hurts
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theoncomingemo · 3 years ago
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Please don’t make a nest in that thing…
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