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The Hawkins Tinies (with apologies to Edward Gorey)

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listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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I think my "ironic enjoyment" of Solo Leveling is tipping over into "unironic enjoyment"

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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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And I fully agree.

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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

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the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

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Baby chameleon

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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

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what if instead of analog horror we had "ants on a log" horror!

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just been exposed to the horrors of tumblr fyp and saw the funniest post

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THERE WAS A SKITTLES VIDEO GAME? AND ITS LIKE. MEDIEVAL FANTASY??