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lawrellini | say yes to heaven

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everyone on this site

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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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Sigh. At what point did it become standard practice for fic to be so...sterile?

I don't want to read therapy speak. Not even just anachronistic therapy speak - any kind. Ever. I don't want to read characters negotiating every fucking detail of sex acts. The fact that multiple people out there think you shouldn't kiss your long-time partner after a few drinks is honestly kind of disturbing.

What is going on out there?

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I made a meme lol

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cardinal lawrence doing an asmr video where he prays for an hour and falls asleep and snores lightly inbetween the prayer until he wakes up and keeps going. the video has 3.2k views, 185 likes and bellini has commented "amen 🙏" 4x anonymously

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Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

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very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig

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Me when i'm a professor at yaoi university

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Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

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Fucked just as hard the second time

Yeah fuck it im taking myself to see conclave again in an hour

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic