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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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A light snack

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

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the woke media won't tell you this but actually hanging out with your friends is fun and if you do it you will probably stop wanting to cry nonstop

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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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i don't believe hadestown was meant to be a broadway mega musical. it's natural habitat is intimate venues

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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reductress does it again

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All of Us Strangers (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh

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(how can any parent want that for her child) and (if I'm lonely it's not because I'm gay) and (if you could hear me crying why didn't you come into my room) and (how come no one found me) how come no one found me?

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⏤ I would hear you crying in your room after school. Did the boys bully you, then? ⏤ Not just the boys.

All of Us Strangers (2023) Dir. Andrew Haigh

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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.