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I shall now make an OC 

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hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

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Hey I just saw you get stabbed and I’m gonna say it, I would never stab you like that you deserve to be treated like a princess,

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Links in reblog, because tumblr likes to make things difficult.

PLEASE REBLOG THE LINKS POST

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“The majority of workers waste their time on Tumblr, followed by Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and SnapChat.”

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Forbes: 64% of employees wasting time at work

Num! Ber! One! Num! Ber! One!

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

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He also allowed the nine realms to fall into absolute chaose?????

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

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The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures

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white people love details

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