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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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uhh mom im scarwd

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'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

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Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

And if you can spare a dollar, donate to ANERA!

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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colored version of this pic rali has faced my yume kawaii + menhera beam combo move

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woe First Hero! Hylia be upon ye

still thinking on more ideas i am grabbing A LOT of EoW elements for this. this almost is an EoW au really not really

sorry if theres any spelling mistakes lol

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fishie

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im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

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i normally dont post straight up uncolored sketches here, but heres a bunch that ive been working on lately

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isnt there a better picture they could have used

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critics are raving about morbius!

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big wii sports overlay that says Normal! whenever i do anything so i know im not insane