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He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

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Reblog to kill it faster

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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♡Our Sanctuary♡

(Part 2 , mostly fluff, body positivity from Coyote boy absinthe to you . Naked but not sexual

(Warnings: no social experience from absinthe..he lives in the woods what do you expect)

♡you were awoken from your sleep by a wet feeling on your cheek. You were half awake as you rolled over, the feeling happening again on your other cheek. You suddenly realize your furry captor was licking your face.

♡you suddenly jolt upright , pushing absinthe away. You were using your shirt to wipe his slobber off your face.

♡despite you pushing absinthe away, he was persistent. He scooted closer to you, sitting right behind you. His large, clawed hands move to under your shirt and onto your ribs, his hands sitting gently on your skin

♡before you could react, he put his head under your shirt. His snout laying on your shoulder, his chest pressed to your back.

♡despite the circumstances, he was rather ...comforting, he made it clear he had no intent on hurting you...at least not on purpose.

♡absinthe licked at your head , cleaning your hair. His tail was wagging as you just sat there 6 being awkward, you knew he was still a wild Coyote.

♡eventually, you asked, "What are you doing?". He giggles , snorting at one point. "I'm cleaning you bunny, someone might take you from me if you smell like human... your my dirty bunny!" He snorted ,tail wagging .

♡ before you could protest, he had you on your back. You, of course, felt fear as he held your arms down. You closed your eyes, bracing for the worst , your mind racing...

♡but nothing happened... absinthe was just staring at you affectionately, his dopey smile oddly making you happy. "Bunny?.." he asked , you nod giving him your attention. "Can.. well would you like ..to um take a bath with me in the near by spring?" He asked tilting his head.

♡you thought about it, and you hesitantly nodded. Absinthe immediately jumped up tail wagging. He scooped you up like a baby carrying you to the spring he was talking about.

♡he put you on the ground before immediately taking his jeans off, stripping down . You nervously averted your eyes, your face flushed. He looks back at you, his head tilted.

♡"You okay, bunny?" he asked softly, "Uh yeah.. just uncomfortable." You respond , it immediately clicked in his head. "Don't be insecure, bunny. You're adorable regardless of strength, stretch marks, scar, and more. You're my bunny, and I love you, " he said, wrapping his arms around you.

♡you nod ,taking off your clothes. Absinthe smiles up at you ,kissing each scar, mark , body roll, etc. With every kiss and lick, he whispered sweet words to you, his tail wagging.

♡absinthe picked you up , carrying you into the water and seating you on your feet. His tail wagged, " There's no need to worry. This place is our sanctuary bunny." He whispers softly. His fur was wet.

♡you could see absinthe a lot better know, he was a large, dusty brown color. His body is fluffy and face naturally dopey looking. He was tall and lanky but big in "other" ways.

♡he used his nails to clean you up , his tail splashing the water. He kissed the top of your head. He was so gentle compared to his appearance.

♡after playing and splashing in the water, he took you back to the den. Wrapping a large bear pelt around your naked body , he walked off, coming back with a shirt and pant for you . He handed them to you, his tail thumping against the stone ground.

♡he covers his eyes as you change, his tail wiping around happy. Once you were done, he sat down on the fur pelts, pulling you on top of himself . He cuddles you closely till you fall asleep in his arms .. it was slightly hard given the fact he was naked....

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♡Our Sanctuary♡

(Warnings: stalking, kidnapping, force. The rest is sfw) If there are others i missed, let me know!

♡ you just moved into a house in the woods of Appalachia for a great deal. It was slightly wore and run down but still livable. It was in the middle of the nowhere.

♡ You spent weeks fixing up the house , but all the cleaning and sitting were getting boring to you. You decided it would be good to go on the walk, I mean, a little break is great for your health.

♡ you packed some things in a backpack , and you ran through the list of what you were bringing." Sandwiches, a knife, water and bandaids." You repat softly to yourself

♡ you put on your shoes and headed out on your adventure , your hopes high. It was in the morning , and you had plenty of day left. Your backpack slung over your shoulder.

♡ as you got deeper in the woods ,you slowly started picking up on the sound of your own footsteps, a peaceful reminder you were alone. The air was warm but not too hot , the foliage was in full bloom . The various flowers and their colors were all the company you needed.

♡ after a few minutes of the sound of your feet stepping against the dirt, you began to hear something else. Another set of footfalls from behind you and heavy panting sounds, the footsteps weren't normal though ....there were four feet.

♡ before you could look behind you to at least try and see what it was a deep , hoarse voice panted out. "Ha..ha... cute..human .. welcome..to sanctuary." You could almost hear the smile on its face. A fuzzy ,paw like hand covered your mouth. Its nails dig into your face slightly as you protested by struggling

♡ as you thrash, you manage to get your mouth free for a second. You take the opportunity to scream just in case anyone is around . As its hand comes back up to your mouth, you bite down on it. The damn thing didn't even flinch, it took the opportunity to lift you under its arm and walking off with you

♡ " I find your thrashing cute but ultimately useless, bunny." it chuckles. You keep thrashing, trying to head butt the creature. Its furry body tickles your face as its tail wags behind it .

♡ after several minutes of thrashing around, you begin to tire, but your adrenaline keeps you awake. The creature takes you to what you assume is its den and lays you on a pile of furs on the ground.

♡ you could now see the creature better ,it is a tall ,lanky , masculine type of figure. It's covered in fur and has sharp canines, it's eyes are a demeaning yellow. " What... are you... a wolf?" You accidentally say the word slipping out almost naturally

♡ the creature laughs , " No .. I'm a Coyote , my name is absinthe, but you can call me mate. Now, despite what you think and all those little thoughts racing in your head, " he says, pausing for a second. He crouched down and continued,"I'm not gonna hurt cha, but I will punish you if you dare leave the den. Alright?"

♡ you instinctively nod , not knowing if arguing would get you killed . Absinthe smiles, his tail thumping on the ground. He gets so excited he practically tackles you and forces you to cuddle him.

♡ after about 30 minutes, you started to fall asleep, your adrenaline gone. You were stuck in absinthes arms ,his muzzle resting on top of your head as you both drifted off.... maybe it won't be so bad

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No seriously, what did you said to them?

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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

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Monday's child has the saddest of eyes

Tuesday's child is 12 bricks in disguise

Wednesday's child doth sparkle much

Thursday's child is out of touch

Friday's child is one flat fuck

Saturday's child loves a sea slug

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day,

Their fingers are... no, I shan't say.

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Thank you, I was really sad and this made my day!

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Don’t blink [TW: BLOOD]

I actually drew this piece early October, and since then I’ve played a lotttt more visual novels so now I might make a new piece adding more of them!!

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Shel Silverstein for Playboy, 1965

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playing games loud as fuck on my mechanical keyboard with my gamer nails

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.