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you would not believe Bill Nye, if ten million science guys,

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patch of sunlight from the window save me

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Perfect for hand warming and setting bowls on!

MY BOOBS ARE SO SOFT YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE ARE MINE I GET TO KEEP THEM?????? LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!

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lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

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the transition im crying

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every minute five more beautiful baby hex bugs are born with insatiable bloodlust

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the guy who has only known darkness and the shadows for centuries has fallen in love with the guy who embodies the sun

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Eating him

eating him

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The only thing seperating lovecraft enthusiasts and hentai addicts is the blurry line between fear and arousal.

I endeavor to abolish this line completely, leading us to a new age.

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guy: i didnt come here to make friends

me, hiding the unfinished bracelets behind my back: yeah me neither actually

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every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

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romantic dinner but instead of a trail of roses leading up to it it's a trail of organs

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jester whose pronouns are HEHEHEHEHE/him

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

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i was an old hag by the decrepit age of 10