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Taupymo lietaus žemę- An AU in Lithuania (wip)

Based in mainly 1990, Grantaire is a lonely drunk who's backpacking through Europe, giving random talks and lessons to various schools/universities on the history of art and Greek mythology. One day he falls asleep and finds himself in the small country of Lithuania. At the train station, a small blonde girl with big glasses and a modest outfit, cowered in the wind, trying to pass out pamphlets. Curious, tried, and lost, Grantaire ventures over to talk to the girl. Her name is Vieversys, which means lark. She spoke fluent English and invited Grantaire to join her on her way to a meeting. She said her friend- Graznya (Eponine) - ran an inn, and that he could stay there.

There Grantaire met Mykolas, and saw God in the young rebel's eyes. The group, who called themselves "Draugai šalies", were talking of revolting against the USSR. Grantaire met many friends. Jurgis, a young poet and born and bred in Vilnius, where this story takes place, saw the world through a romantic's eyes.

Dain, a young flirtatious man that seemed to hold the group together. Dain and Mykolas had been friends since grade school. Combeferre, a philosophy student from Canada, who had been backpacking through Europe like Grantaire, but met and fell in love with Dain, and had resolved to stay and help however he could. Dain had no idea of the man's love. Marius, Dain's friend and newly acclaimed roommate, who had also been a backpacker, but had come back from his journey to find that his grandfather had disowned him. Vieversys, whom everyone called Vieve, had been labeled Marius's soulmate, but had been friends with Graznya before anyone else in the group had met. Feuilly had been a rebel from Poland who wandered into Graznya's inn in need of a room, struck a conversation with Combeferre, and never left. Boris was a Russian immigrant with no work and no home, and Graznya helped him out when times were rough. Through Graznya, Boris met Feuilly, and they bonded over their foreignness.

Joly, Musichetta and Bousset were three French gypsies, who had met Mykolas at a rally the group had gathered together, and decided to stay put there for a little while. Eventually Joly had applied to the Vilnius institute and was studying to be a doctor, and Muischetta opened a little cafe down the street from Graznya's inn.

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Here's Enjolras and Grantaire with bunny ears.  Enjolras doesn't get why Grantaire finds it so funny. 

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“Matthew? That’s a nice name.” Combeferre comments, stirring the pasta sauce on the stove. “Steven helped me pick it out. We went on babynames dot com. I never knew there were so many names to choose from.” she explains. “Why Matthew though?” “It sounds cool. Matt sounds cool. Steven’s...

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When she was nine she wanted to be a He.

Jehan and Combeferre adopt a little girl, but when she turns nine they find out she’s really a boy. 

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Online friends/TF2 AU

Kier- There should be an au where like Jehan plays some dumb computer game really seriously and Courfeyrac and Grantaire are these trolls

And Enjolras is like super serious about it too

omg it should be that pirate game

Izzy- which one

i think i've played several

Kier- Pirates of the Caribbean online.

Izzy- omfg

that one

Kier- Yes

omg

Izzy- i have that somewhere

wait i dont remember can you form crews on that

because if you can they totally should

Kier- I think so yeah

and like Enjolras should just have this great crew of Combeferre Jehan and like idk Joly

and theyre like super into it

Izzy- and like courfeyrac and grantaire make a crew just to mess with them

and they're not terribly good at it

but they manage to piss them off to no end

Kier- yes

and bahorel and feuilly should be there too

and they just like blow shit up

and grantaire continually kills enjolras's character

maybe this should be a military game

instead

Izzy- just stands at the respawn point

and continually kills him

Kier- yes

Izzy- and enjolras gets so mad

Kier- omg what if it was tf2

cause you can do that

and then also scream at each other

Izzy- now we need to assign them characters who would play as which class

Kier- yes

so i bet Grantaire would be pyro

Izzy- yes this is great

Kier- Combeferre would be medic

obviously

Izzy- joly would avoid being medic at all costs because the innacuracies would cause him to have a minor panic attack

Kier- yes no he'd play as engineer

and jehan would play with scout

Izzy- bahorel would like heavy

Kier- duh

feuilly could be sniper

enjolras would probably play as spy

Izzy- yessss

Kier- and he would have like the same method most of the time and grantaire memorized it so he'd just like stand in one place and then torch enjolras's character

Izzy- and enjolras would be screeching bloody murder into his microphone and combeferre would be like woah dude calm down just figure out a new way to start

Kier- yeah

omg and like none of the trolling team would turn their mics on

like they'd be listening and laughing and probably on skype

but wouldn't actually interact with the others

**other team

Izzy-perfect

Kier- and sometimes courfeyrac would just turn him mic on and shriek and then turn it off really fast and listen to /everyone/ flip the fuuuck out

and joly would just keel over and die

**his

Izzy-poor joly he would get legitimately concerned when people started screaming

  Kier-like usually he's okay with just enjolras shrieking obscenities at grantaire's character but once courfeyrac screams he's done and he just leaves

just closes his computer and leaves

nopes off and everyone starts yelling cause where the fuck did their builder go and joly just goes and makes himself some tea and waits for bossuet/chetta to come home

  Izzy- and once courfeyrac realises this he does it to deliberately get joly to

leave when he knows that their team is losing

  Kier- Yes. and then like combeferre looses his cool and R/couf/feuilly/bahorel team is like pissing their pants

  Izzy- it takes them like 20 minutes to get their shit together after joly leaves

  Kier- like their characters just stand there and enjolras is screaming and combeferre is muttering and jehan's crying and they just can't deal and grantaire's like i can't do this why do they do this it's been like three months

  Izzy- jehan would actually start crying and everyone would awkwardly try to comfort him, but enj and ferre dont really /do/ interpersonal relationships very well so it would just sort of be like 'uh jehan are you... okay???? can you stop crying???? joly is fine get over it- oh god im sorry dont start crying again'

Kier- yeah

yes

and like enjolras will sound close to tears too cause he doesnt know what to do

and then one time

ONE TIME

courfeyrac's like aw babies

and turns on his mic and is like

c'mon guys chill it's just a game

and grantaire's like teh fuck

and feuilly and bahorel are like nonononono dude whatre you doing

Izzy- ur going to ruin our cover courf stoppit

and hes like aw cmon guys you cant just let him cry

and enjolras would be really angry and confused

  Kier- and theyre like yes we fucking can whatre you talking about

and grantaire would be laughing at enjolras getting angry

and no one would really get that

and then like jehan and courfeyrac just

chemistry

-wiggles magic shipping fingers-

Izzy- and suddenly they're setting up a date and everyone else is like

wait what

hows did this happen

*how

Kier- yes

Izzy- and enjolras is like NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY

Kier- and then suddenly grantaire is saying all these random pick up lines while they play omg

Izzy- yessss

Kier-yes

Izzy- and enjolras is like NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY

Kier- and then suddenly grantaire is saying all these random pick up lines while they play omg

Izzy- yessss

Kier- and both enjolras and combeferre would be really confused

Izzy- aw man u know who we totally forgot to include

eponine would be so into this shit

Kier-omg no so she comes to replace courfeyrac cause they deem him traitor

Izzy- yeS

Kier-OMG CAN WE HAVE EPONINE/COSETTE

Izzy- YES

YESYES

Izzy- YESSSSS

okay so like cosette comes and takes jehans place

the next time they play

and like the whole time ponine and cosette are like lol boys are stupid

and blowing shit u

p

i bet eponine would be demoman

and enjolras is like screaming we had a plan

we had a strategy!!

Izzy- and cosette's like does your plan /work/

i didnt think so

and enjolras just sits there mouthing angrily in silence

Kier- and shes like super smug

Izzy- sassmaster

Kier- and eponines like wow shes cool

yes

and grantaires like this isn't as funny

and so he like starts killing combeferre's character

insTEAD OF ENJOLRASS?

AND THEN ENJORLAS GETS UPSET

and noone really gets why???

and cosette's like dude you should be happy he's not killing you

and enjolras is like no i don't get it where is he

and grantaires like snicker

and combeferre's screaming

Izzy- and cosette figures it out

Kier- yes

and then shes like omg

Izzy- and she just makes snide remarks

Kier- but enjolras doesnt get it

and suddenly feuilly and bahorel join in

because we're leaving them out

and they're making bets

cause that's what they do

and eponine's like all of yall should just fuck already

eponine is just in favor of 'everyone gets laid and then we get on with the game without this obnoxious sexual tension'

and bahorel's like 'no that's what makes the game more /fun/'

and enjorlas and combeferre are like what

and grantaires like blushing in the corner killing their characters

i want this to be a three way

because i really like combeferre

Izzy- mmm yes

Kier-yes

sss

so like

and then combeferre gets it

and hes just like

oh

Izzy- oH

Kier- OH HO

Izzy-and then hes just like

ENJOLRAS I GET IT

and enj is still

so

confused

Kier- and grantaire's like

I GET IT TOO

and everyones like

yeah wow

and enjorlas is like wha

and then combeferre tells him during private chat

and hes just like

shit

Izzy- yesssss

and then one day jehan would log back on and he would be really confused because wait what happened who are these girls and why is grantaire using his mic to hit on enj and ferre

Kier- and courfeyrac is in the backround like hey i knew it good job bahorel you owe me ten bucks

and feuilly's like yeah but you owe me cause bahorel and I fucking BONED

and there's awkward silence

with Bahorel laughing in the distance

Izzy- y es

Kier- they're all gay

whoa wait whered joly go

Izzy- did he come back

after courfeyrac was excommunicated

Kier- idk probably

so like

he's been oblivious the whole time

and like

still doesnt get why courfeyrac's in the background of jehan's chat

cause he wasnt filled in on what happened

he's just looooost

Izzy- he is so confused

and then eponine gives him the abridged version

which is basically yelling through th chat

/ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING EACHOTHER/

and hes still really lost

Kier- and nobody tries to help him more than that

and eventually like chetta fills him in months later

and he comes on like

I GET IT

and combeferre's like

Izzy- wow

  Kier-THATS OLD NEWS

yeah

omg what if like

they just start playing

and suddenly eponine comes on

and shes like

I FUCKED COSETTE SUCKERS

and then just disappears

and mARIUS WAS THERE

AND HEARD

omg

Izzy- no she would start blasting 'i just had sex' through the speakers too

  Kier-no i think that would be grantaire

Izzy- hmmm that's true

Kier-with enjolras and combeferre screaming at him in the background

and joly's still really lost

Izzy-hes like

wait did i miss something

and everyones like

YES

YOU DID

Kier-A LOT

Izzy-but nobody bothers to really explain ever

Kier-yes and eventually he just kind of finds himself playing one on one with feuilly and they're really awkward and quiet because everyone logged off to bone but bahorel had to do something

Izzy- so hes jsut like

/pssst/

/feuilly/

/can you tell me what happened/

and feuilly takes pity on him

Kier- (omg joly pssting is the cutest image in the world) yeah and he's polish so he'd go all out man

with detail and everything

and suddenly

the clouds have cleared

and joly's like

im not blind no more

Izzy- woAH

Kier- yes

and he just

everything finally makes sense

and then grantaire comes on

and hes like

OMFG EW YOU HAD SEX

with

Izzy- and grantaires like

Kier- ENJORLAS

hes like

?

Izzy- wait this is a surprise

did you like

not know

and jolys like

Kier- NO

I DIDNT

Izzy- nO I DIDNT BUT NOW I DO

Kier- and then he goes on a tangent about aids

Izzy- and R's just like

uh

ok ay

im just going to

go

now

Kier- and combeferre is saying in the back about how this is why they didn't tell him

Izzy- and joly yells something about condoms as grantaire logs back off

Kier- and then it's awkward feuilly, and he's just like bahorel's home And joly's just like I want my bossuet bear

the end

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After seeing the photo of Grantaire-look-alike in May 1968 movement spotted by rougemayne (amazing discovery!)…

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(except when they make fun of Joly because he FREAKS if you ever have sex anywhere that he might be because THATS NOT SANITARY and theyre just like calm down Joly jfc)

(or even when people talk about him having sex with whoever the fuck he had sex with its like no you guys that's not cool it's gross omg what if he doesn't like sex i bet joly would usually like prefer not to have sex he's not exactly asexual but it's just weird for him cause like not sanitary whoa)

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Fandoms in a Nutshell

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I feel that Jehan would have scruffy stubble and wear sweaters from the old ladies isles.

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A Night of Kisses and Snow

So my friend I-swallowed-my-toe wanted me to write a story of Jehan and Combeferre because apparently she’s into that now. I’m sorry if they’re out of character and maybe their names are wrong I’ve never seen/read anything to do with les mis besides what tumblr and wikipedia had to offer me so yeah I hope it’s worthwhile reading. 

(also I had like two hours of sleep so forgive any grammar/spelling mistakes I’ll edit it tomorrow)

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Band au

Omg what if there was an au where some of the amis were a band called L'ABC and the rest were their really close friends/groupies and people called them les amis de abc 

And the actual band members can't write songs for shit so Jean and Courfeyrac write all their music and it's all about how society and the government is bull.  And Enjolras is this angsty stoic punk bitch who goes around telling everyone about how the government's ruining everything man and they all listen because like he's this beautiful rock star and he's great so they have to it's law.  Except Grantaire, who Enjolras doesn't really understand why the drunk's there he just always is, laughing with like Courfeyrac on the sidelines or saddled up next to Eponine at the very front fighting to drag Marius's attention back from the shy blonde in the back. But everyone else seems to understand the cynic's ideas to stay around and so Enjolras just kind of ignores him and Grantaire seemingly just kind of ignores Enjolras and it goes on for about half a tour until finally Eponine snaps and locks them in the van together for a night.  And Jehan is like this kind of sweet poet who somehow got dragged into this scene by accident but he's enjoying himself and the he met Courfeyrac and can we please have an oblivious two sided JehanxCourfeyrac that would be great like Courfeyrac has this huge crush on the poet and so is always playfully flirting Jehan but doesn't understand why his friend is suddenly getting flustered and running away until like Feuilly helps him work it out and then they fuck in the bathroom or something like idek.  And then Joly squeals like a women and squirts them repeatedly with disinfectant and refuses to go anywhere near them.  The band's music would kind of be like Radiohead because imagine Enjolras singing a Radiohead song and don't lie it's hot as hell.  Enjolras would defiantly be lead singer, and Marius probably lead guitar and back up but Enjolras and Marius argue a lot because Marius wants bigger parts and claims that Enjolras isn't even doing that much and they beat each other up all the time and then it's all cool.  Bossuet could be the drummer because even those he's totally cool most of the time I bet he has a lot of frustration built up from all of his unluck and everything and he just slams it all out on his drums. Feuilly would play bass, I would imagine, because that would be awesome like cutie on bass. And Combeferre would be the manager for obvious reasons, and Eponine always has drinks or drugs whatever the fuck they need at that moment so she's always with them whether they realize it or not.  And Enjolras has all these crazy fans throwing underwear at him and shrieking and he ignores it well and just keeps on singing and the other guys get all annoyed because Enjolras is the one guy who could be getting anything he wants and instead he appears to be a total prude (not that there's anything bad if Enjolras happened to be asexual they all unanimously agreed) and then one night Grantaire pulls a spectacular stunt by climbing sloppily and drunkly onstage and beginning to kiss Enjolras and stuff and all the girls just start screaming crazier and all the guys come to a realization and just the world stops spinning for a moment and then they get like 3x more fame cause it turns out girls think it's hot for guys to make out who'd have known right haha.