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mood

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who would believe this fuckin presidency

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“Do you wanna be a mother of three?” 😂😂😂

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UPDATED RPDR Drinking Game!

All of your input was SO appreciated! It’s actually really fun to write these out and I’m definitely not done with it- mostly because seasons 1-3 and AS1 have nothing, and we still have the rest of season 9 to go (after this episode though I think I do need a drink) anyway HERE IS THE UPDATED LIST keep sending in ideas because they are all awesome! Most if not all were included in here and they were a huge help :)

Also please don’t try this at home I don’t want to be the root cause of alcohol poisoning. Personally I’d do it with water and first person to pee loses but that’s just my innocent ass being innocent.

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Bianca Del Rio invited a little boy in drag on stage 

                                                                                                Credit to @andysambrgs​  x

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why am i ross' reaction

The exact moment RuPaul assassinated Alexis Michelle. RIP (1968-2017)

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My reaction was the same as Ross:

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DRAG RACE: The Judges

RuPaul: And now, it's time for the judge's critiques!

Michelle Visage: You know that one thing that makes you superbly unique as a performer? Stop doing it, RIGHT NOW.

Ross Matthews: Have we mentioned how FAT and GAY I am yet?

RuPaul: *cackles*

Ross Matthews: Also I disagree with Michelle on principle.

Michelle: *stank face*

Carson Kressley: Well, here's my two cents that could help- Oh wait, you talked back? Oh, nevermind.

Todrick Hall: I'm also on this show-

RuPaul: Michelle's old and stupid!

Michelle: *HARD CACKLE*

RuPaul: Silence! Bring back my girls.

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Happy Birthday, Lac!🎶❤

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Lin-Manuel Miranda: *exists*

Me:

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Paper Planes (Lin-Manuel x Reader)

Summary: Soulmate AU where if you throw a paper plane out your window it always makes its way to your soulmate. You can’t write your full name, your location, or any contact info, anything else is fair game. It’s up to fate to bring you together.

Word Count: 1,775

Warnings: Zero proofreading. It’s strictly fluff though so you’re safe here.

A/N: This was such a cute idea and also reminded me of that one Disney short. You know the one. Also, I will jump at any opportunity I can to write sappy love notes and Lin’s messy handwriting. Please don’t ask me about logistics of this, I have no idea what happens if your window is shut and your soulmate throws a plane, I’m just here to write fluff. ___________________________________

Your parents had told you the story all through your childhood. They would always weave you intricate tales at bedtime about how you might meet your soulmate. Your favorite stories always had a prince playing that role. As you got older the stories evolved from fictitious plots to questions and conversations. 

You received your first letter from him at seven years old. It took you by surprise when the paper plane made of blue construction paper landed on the floor of your bedroom. You scrambled from you bed to scoop it up and inspect it. You unfolded it carefully, flipping it over.

‘ Hi! My name is Lin! ‘

You yelped as if the paper itself had spoken and ran into the living room where your mom was preoccupied with a book. She seemed to notice your panic because her eyes immediately left the pages to study your face.

“They wrote you, didn’t they?” she asked wryly with a twinkle in her eye. You squeaked out a yes, shoving the blue paper towards her. She unfolded it to see the note before chuckling. “Well, are you gonna write them back or not?”

You spent the entire night debating and when your mom came into your room to kiss you goodbye before she left for work she saw you sitting on the floor surrounded in papers. 

“For them or from them?” she asked with an amused smile as she leaned against your doorway.

“For.”

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full offense but the arts are just as important as stem and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the pit

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Goodnight!🇺🇸

Grateful for everyone that has fought and died for our country

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If I throw away my shot, is this how you’ll remember me? What if this bullet is my legacy?

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Roses are Red, “You should wear less makeup”

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GWash: I’m stepping down, I’m not running for president

Ham: