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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

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Why does the radio stop the music to tell you they have non stop music?

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????????

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you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

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Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice

Me: *is really lonely* shit

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yo I’m all about supporting girls wearing whatever the fuck they want and booty shorts are a-ok in my book but I also think it’s important to realize that this is also one of the only clothing options given to young girls when it comes to summer wear. if you’re shopping in clothing stores or sections targeted at teenage girls it’s nearly impossible to find anything in-between booty shorts and knee-length capris. like booty shorts are literally the only shorts marketed to us and I think that speaks a lot more about the hypersexualization of young girls by our society/the clothing industry than it does about the actual kids wearing them tbh

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i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much

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Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

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feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

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do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

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My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

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white people be saying shit like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” but struggle saying Ahmed?????

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