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My big long post about how I designed a theme park is forthcoming (but knowing me it's going to sit in my drafts for over a year first).

But yes. I did also design a Better Call Saul dark ride. It's goddamn terrible.

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I haven't let go of my conspiracy theory that Lin Manuel Miranda is going to try to run for president.

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I actually hate the entertainment sector. That's why I'm the perfect candidate to work in it. I won't be tricked.

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Area 51 Alien Center

Nevada

All The Time In The World

Hasselblad 500c/m

Kodak Ektar 100iso

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This is Harvey. He got a brand new paint job earlier this year and looks so dapper! And he hasn't had a Christmas tree for years so this is very special.

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The Buddha of Amboy, California (October 2023). Yeah, I do this one every year, but I'm always amused by what people leave as offerings here — shoes, books, beer, candles… junk. If you're looking for scale, he's taller than me (and I'm average height).

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The Thing?

Arizona

All The Time In The World

Hasselblad 500c/m

Kodak Ektar 100iso

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Original Photo With No Context

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tacoma, washington. 2024

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An Apatosaurus model at Dinosaur Valley State Park in Somervell County, Texas 🦖

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The World's Largest Covered Wagon gas station is abandoned in Milford, Nebraska.

Created by Kenneth Dahle in 1978, the wagon measured 50 feet long and 50 feet high with 24 foot tall wheels. It lasted only twenty years and closed in 1998. The wheels were removed in 2000 and in 2001, the muffler man was sold. Today, it sits vacant. Source

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The Hat-O-Mat Drive-In Restaurant of Niles, Ohio