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I love my people and it's amazing to see so many of us turn up today, but it's like herding very friendly cats 😂

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The Fable series was so funny because there's a good v evil morality system but it by no means presents itself as a "your choices matter" story. You are saving this world regardless, the question is if you're gonna be a bitch about it.

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Paul Wegener in Monna Vanna (1922, dir. Richard Eichberg) (via)

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comparing the trajectories of silent hill vs resident evil and being able to defensibly, understandably, correctly say "resident evil is the series with more artistic integrity" is just so deeply bittering. konami is on a special level of fumbling franchises

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you know how on reddit there would be those threads (there still probably are) where someone would ask "okay women of reddit what's the hottest kind of man?" and all the redditors would supercharge any comment that said "scrawny white men who look like they don't sleep? i feel like there's a tumblr equivalent of that which is very popular

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One complaint that is often made about (straight) dating is that men don't put any effort into being attractive, but that's entirely wrong! Sure men don't tend to be very effective at deliberately being attractive, but if they didn't want to put in the effort no one would listen to Andrew Tate or any other pick-up artist influencer

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The sweetest daintiest boy detective in all of Los Angeles, Willie Gore Explosion, has died of rickets after thinking about clues too hard.

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best commentary on the 2023 furby design

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The fact that "new game" is nowadays equal to "new hardware" is sickening. You want to play a new game, or perhaps a sequel to a game you liked? 160 Gb disk space and 32 Gb RAM please! Pleasure doing business! Sickening.

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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Good fishing

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Wolf Guard Terminator

by Frost Llamzon

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