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I just realised that the lines "I had all of you, most, some, and now none of you" from the night we met, apply to your relationship with yourself and that is just fucking scary
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Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.
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“hannibal might be pansexual” he eats people. hey . he eats people
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your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender
the difference between sex and gender is that i didn't have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps
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Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.
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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
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