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jacob black at the wedding finding out bella’s getting railed later

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Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

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ok but imagine if during new moon bella’s hallucination of edward was more like ghost ben is to klaus in the umbrella academy. like she talks to him all the time and she’ll be like edward can you please just come back and he’s like

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sorry to spoil midnight sun but bella and edward go to the meadow, he sparkles, she meets his family at his house, it’s time, they play vampire baseball, bella gets hunted by a tracker vampire named james, and then they go to the prom. edward and bella. not bella and the tracker.

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Midnight Sun (2020)

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St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

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This is possibly Edward’s most hilarious misunderstanding in the book. But imagine Rose’s wrath if Edward actually invited Bella to her wedding.

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the way jessica was portrayed by st*phenie m*yer as a stupid rude bitch has never sat right with me. like i know bella wasn’t supposed to Be LikE oThEr GiRlS but cmon , ur individuality complex is showing miss m*yer !!! i LOVE that she was valedictorian in the movies , like yes !! fuck the stereotype m*yer went by

in this house we stan jessica stanley

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everyone reading midnight sun:

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emmett has a domesticated raccoon as a pet. it was never mentioned in the books because it wasn’t relavent to bella’s story.

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Things Edward Could’ve Said That Sound Less Suspicious

Bella: Your eyes are a different color, did you get contacts?

Edward: Uh haha yeah I did. I think they look pretty cool.

Edward: *stops the car and saves Bella* Hey are you ok? *stands up, pretends his arm hurts* Awesome I’m gonna get this looked at now.

*Tells Carlisle. Comes back to school with arm in a cast and sling*

Bella: How did you stop that car? You were amazing.

Edward: Well sadly I wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider and I don’t have superpowers. Doctor said it was an adrenaline rush, it’s a common natural response to life or death situations. Basically it maximizes your body’s physical capabilities. So yeah it’s like temporary super strength and speed. Crazy shit.

Bella: You’re so cold. I can’t feel your pulse.

Edward: I have hypothyroidism and bradycardia.

Bella: Aren’t you going to eat something?

Edward: I have to be on a special diet.

Bella: Oh right, your condition, sorry.

This list could go on and on. You’d think after being a mind reading vampire for 91 years you’d learn a thing or two about being a good liar. SHEESH.

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anybody else notice how edward parks like an asshole in new moon ???

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twilight meets: Anna Kendrick’s twitter

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a bonus now that midnight sun is coming up

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me whenever someone asks why i’m still into twilight