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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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no doctors in new york cuz they're all scared of that big cunting apple!!!!
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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hypothetical 1
you have £1,000,000 to distribute evenly between a number of people. you decide how many.
all the recipients will be total strangers
you will never meet them after they receive the money, nor find out what they do with it.
they are chosen uniformly at random from the entire population of the world
the money will be in a form they can easily access, converted to their local currency.
for simplicity, the number of people must be a power of 10.
if you don't distribute this money in this way, it will be destroyed.
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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Gatherer Biden has been found.
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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Republicans are spreading the classic racist lie (and stereotype) that Haitians eat cats and say that voting for Trump will save their pets from Haitian immigrants :)))))))))))))))))))
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Despite that shit being debunked
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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I want an opportunity to live a safe life without wars.
Hello,
my name is Reham Tayseer, I am 23 years old.I write to you from the heart of suffering, destruction, hunger, and displacement in Gaza. My life was beautiful and normal, full of hope, dreams, and hard work until the war came and destroyed everything.
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Before the war, I was studying Public Relations and Media at Al-Aqsa University in Gaza, and I was also working in design and editing for a company in Gaza. I had many wishes and dreams. I lived a simple but beautiful life and dreamed of a bright and beautiful future. But the war changed everything for the worse. My university was destroyed,
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I lost my job, my house was destroyed, I lost family members, and I lost everything and became homeless.
https://gofund.me/7ecdec85
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I was displaced from northern Gaza to the south, thinking it was a safe place, but there is no safe place in Gaza; everything around us was destroyed and became rubble. Every day we live in a nightmare, with no opportunities for education or work, and I suffer from poverty, loss, hunger, and homelessness.
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I am now looking for an opportunity to live in a safe place outside the Gaza Strip, but this is very costly, and I am in dire need of your support and assistance. I want to provide a better future and a dignified life for myself my family.I believe that humanity and compassion still exist and that someone will respond to my painful voice. Every donation, no matter how small, will have a significant impact on my life. Your donations will help cover all the travel costs for me, my mother, and my father to live in a safe and stable place where there is no hunger, fear, or destruction, to give myself and my family a new life full of hope.Thank you from the bottom of my heart for supporting me and my family and standing with us in these difficult times. I believe that goodness still exists and that someone shares our hope for a better life.Thank you for considering supporting me and my family. I am grateful for any help you can provide.
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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I keep watching these Korean prank videos where the prank is having an absurd/silly conversation in public to make strangers laugh, but this one was particularly strange since everything the guy was saying was true and accurate but for some reason the woman kept laughing anyway?
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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reading an online discussion about fairy shrimp and someone remarked that "what they lack in charisma, they make up in vigor" and maybe I'm just hopelessly bug-pilled but I think these sad little feathers with the dot eyes deserve at least some universal cute credit
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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!!Please don’t skip 
Take a look🇵🇸🍉
I’m Maria from Gaza 🍉🇵🇸….. I need your help if you can
Hi,
I´m Sameer Al-Nasla from Gaza,and i´m 17 years old.
And this is my history.
I was on the verge og high school,but fate willed,that
the war would come and destroy everything.
At first, i was displaced from our home from west Gaza
to south Gaza,and then life started to become more and
more difficult.
After the displacement,i lost the opportunity to obtain a
high school diploma,and consequently i lost my oppor -
tunity to join the university.
My goals were to study medicine,and become a doctor.
Since my childhood, i had this dream of becoming a great
doctor and helping my people in this field and consequent-
ly i lost this dream.
After that, the occupation destroyed my father´s business
and we lost our livelihood,and life became more and more
difficult and conditions were very bad.I was forced to work
despite these circumstances in order to help my family.
Now life in Gaza has become a big nightmare as death haunts
me and my family at all times and places.
I ask you and all the free people of the word to support me
and help me so that i can leave Gaza with my family and com-
plete my studies and achieve my dream abroad .
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thelumpiestpotato · 13 days
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Adults with intellectual and developmental disabilities are ADULTS. Not eternal children
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